One Sentence Memebombs Database

I'm angry Orwell didn't kill the cat off for finding Napoleon's secrets, I mean, curiosity killed the cat for eris sake

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Even the Buddha was aware of his enlightenment, much to his chagrin.

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It's far more than a good excuse, it's a valid reason!

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I believe in karma... that means I can do bad things to you all day long and assume you deserve it.

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I think as I will, I feel as I will, I choose as I will, I act as I will, and I experience as I will. Such is doctrine unto the divine for the sake of all individual's sovereignty in this worldly kingdom.

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farts in jars though.

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Is there anybody in between there?

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Since we're not all there, we're all here

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Remember, don't eat the people until after the plane has crashed

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The god you believe is not only urine, but feces

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Thigh highs are the currency of a new generation

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Labor intensive hugs (LIH) are a thing of the past with new orgorgon florgist!

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I am an affront to God, the devil, and everything in between.

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bleed for the international power

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there's nothing left for the bleeding aristocrats here.

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Burn my limbs if that's what makes you happy.

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Fumble the bumble

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We can meet the end, naked and screaming, or we can suffer.

#6483 -218 = 1161 - 1379 - +

Swim through the fire for a new haircut

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Got your knows!

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Shave your veins to protect them from pathogens

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Truth would quickly cease to become stranger than fiction, once we got as used to it.
-Henry Louis Mencken

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remember you always have freedom of choice

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If Life gives you Chaos, you have won.

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Be nice to other people; they outnumber you 6 billion to one.

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The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation.

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"What happens when a country runs out of cash? They either go commie, or they go fash" -Jris Majesty Gregory Jreg Guevera

#6474 -247 = 1391 - 1638 - +

How many bears could Bear Grylls grill if Bear Grylls could grill bears?

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If Two People are arguing and neither has an opinion, which one is right?

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War hath no fury like a non-combatant.

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Try to stop thinking for 5 seconds...

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You will find that the State is the kind of organization which, while it does big things badly, does small things badly too.

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Talking's not illegal, baby.

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you want me to save energy- in a universe made of energy?

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It's all been done before.
So do it louder

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Existence deleted due to violation of terms of service

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How often do you feel human?

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sometimes, i wish a star would have wished upon me, so then i would not have to wish upon one.

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All statements are true in some sense , false in some sense, meaningless in some sense, true and false in some sense, true and meaningless in some sense, false and meaningless in some sense, and true and false and meaningless in some sense.

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94% of hotel guests expect no surprises when entering their room.

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Try to outlive these words.

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Infect Yourself.

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Head Your mind!

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Prohibition makes the heart grow fonder.

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Many people would rather die than think; in fact, most do.

Bertrand Russell

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One day we awake our forth eye in the necklace, and no one will ever have to cry again.

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i would mention sadomasochistic bestial necrophilia, but that would be beating a dead horse...

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shutting the fuck up is a lost art

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The world is too loud nowadays

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A sucking chest wound is just nature's way of telling you to slow down.

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An idle mind is worth two in the bush.

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As we speak, the powers that be are attempting to retrieve Unit 04, assuming it actually was pulled into a hard case, and he needs to blow the whole truth to them.

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challenge your habits

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CHANGE comes on stinky feet

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COMMON SENSE IS NEITHER.

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You might not count in the New World Order

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I get insulted by ads telling me I could dress better. The CIA never tells me that, and you know why? Because they can actually see me.

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Regret and worry should cancel each other out.

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The following statement is true; the preceding statement is false.

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there is no such thing as "cause and effect", everything is an effect.

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Consciousness is like the roundness of a sphere.

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I invented plagiarism.

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Bad metaphors are like hit Broadway shows about toe fungus--they don't exist.

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Critique Thyself

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re-evolution!

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Enlightenment is masturbatory

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MEMESTORM

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Pain looks good on other people; that's what they're for.

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They know you're reading this.

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To be free today means to participate.

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You always love the ones you hurt

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you must know where you stop and the world begins

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Swing Dancing means never having to say "I'm sorry"

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The free market never cured malaria.

#4867 -261 = 2152 - 2413 - +

C.I.A. Mutha F**ker!!

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The darkest aspect of human nature: We are often afraid of the Light.

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These monsters are people

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I SCRATCH MY BACK, you scratch your back. i don't like contact with human beings.

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you are just an upgraded monkey

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Religion is the ultimate mindfuck

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IH8UFUHQ2

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EXECUTE ALL CURIOUS CATS IMMEDIATELY!

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Does your conscience like it when you lie to yourself?

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Forcefully doing nothing.

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I take part; you take part; he takes part; we take part; you all take part; they profit.

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I wouldn't know how to act if I weren't in trouble.

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the cruelest disappointment is when you let yourself down

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The rain, it raineth on the Just and the Unjust fella. But chiefly on the Just because the Unjust steals the Just's umbrella.

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VOTE YES ON PROPOSITION 23: IMPLEMENT THE DEATH PENALTY FOR THE SIN OF IMMORTALITY!

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Stop believing, start thinking.

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Life's a Whatever, and then you... maybe

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There is no limit to the creativity and brlliance a person can display in suggesting a solution to a problem they don't really understand

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This is not mind control, ...............................Think about it. _Mad Poet

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Bitches be bitches or HOES, SLUTS AND SHIT.

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Civil war is an oxymoron.

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Life and death'
both are tough sentences

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I sometimes have a right to assert myself, even if it inconveniences others.

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the map is not the territory!!
Living by the map is the worst thing I have ever done!!!

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Be young - shut up!

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Everybody knows.

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