Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Only a true artist can fail to draw a perfect circle.
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I am Zorkon, this is my brother Zenon, and this is my other brother Zenon.
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This Ain't A Scene, It's An Arms Race
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Do it, or you'll be fishing yak cheese from your nostrils!
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Altruism isn't a state of mind, it is an action.
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My question is simply this: Are you menstruating?
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Do you fnord if I fnord your fnord?
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Death needs Time for what it kills to grow in for Ah Pook’s sweet sake, you stupid, vulgar, greedy, ugly American deathsucker.
#987 -2497 = 7819 - 10316 - +
angst is lame
#722 -2484 = 6919 - 9403 - +
Do you know God is a Crazy Woman? I don't.
#4246 -2445 = 6605 - 9050 - +
Give me my goddamn country back!
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regarding the cross, only the vatican and the queen know the answer... and neither one is telling.
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No girdle ever cured a pregnancy
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Arise, you wretched of the University. [Mimics The Internationale.]
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Are You Mad At Yourself for Not Exiting
#752 -2396 = 6502 - 8898 - +
Grey! Did I hear you say grey?
#1357 -2382 = 6286 - 8668 - +
[copper] Conduct a Fucking Thought [/zinc]
#575 -2378 = 8387 - 10765 - +
May the wind be always at your back...
Just make sure You're in a wheelchair first.
#4261 -2371 = 6511 - 8882 - +
It's yuor pet hate.
Keep it out of my face.
I'm allergic to dumb animals.
#1882 -2342 = 7512 - 9854 - +
The meiudm is not the mgsaese.
#4278 -2327 = 6795 - 9122 - +
I believe that it is time we enact Godwin's Law at the federal level. Do it for the children!
#4028 -2319 = 6603 - 8922 - +
We should all quit whinging.
#3109 -2284 = 6495 - 8779 - +
satanism is a christian's way of becoming enlightened.
#2441 -2281 = 7237 - 9518 - +
Was uns nicht umbringt macht mir bis 1500 naechsten nachmittag schlafen.
#3064 -2280 = 7414 - 9694 - +
Care for a penis snifter?
#886 -2264 = 6878 - 9142 - +
Get up Dog Boy! Show them where you come from, show them where you're going!
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an elite is inevitable
#706 -2250 = 6840 - 9090 - +
catholics sacrafice to katholo, muslims to (muslim)mamo, and i could play the bango til the motherfucker broke
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fat people think they are fat.
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obama is a nigger. and so am i. all hail eris!
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to whom it may concern,
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I am sooo DE-VO! How long can this go on?!
#1483 -2210 = 6478 - 8688 - +
I love the absolution of all jocks and preps--Skate or die!!!
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The wind is plowed and sometimes sturgeon.
#2806 -2199 = 6682 - 8881 - +
While you were playing Warcraft, we were saving lives.
#3197 -2197 = 6773 - 8970 - +
Je suis un chou-fleur sous un echequier enorme.
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separatism is the way to a new beginning
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I've run out of things to say.
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Go talk to that old weird guy at Dennys.
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My whole life is a darkroom, one... big... dark... room.
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I don't have a drinking problem... I drink, I get drunk, I fall down. No problem.
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YOU WILL BEGIN TO SEE F E ACES IN THE PATTERNS OF NATUR
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I'm better than you.
#4267 -2154 = 6463 - 8617 - +
Secrecy kills.
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realize that ignorance is bless
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Control is not control
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there are apparently only two thing this country got righ. cars. and freedom
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if u believed me. u would be scared
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The size of the package doesn't matter if it's flaccid.
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Normal
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a sincere effort is all you can ask
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The backbone of this country is the independent trucks.
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The people must fight for its law as for its walls
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--- 1st scanned image, in natural format.
http://web.me.com/dthoth/The_C.O.D./Welcome.html
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WORK IN PROGRESS: we're trying to hide another U.F.O. right here, so don't care about us - we're working for you.
#4251 -2105 = 6522 - 8627 - +
It's not for you or I, Carruthers; nor for the regiment: it's for the Empire.
#1863 -2104 = 6429 - 8533 - +
you can't expect people to be something they're not
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scratch'n'sniff
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Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves.
#2594 -2092 = 6501 - 8593 - +
WILL TONY SOPRANO DIE BALD?
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Recycle your pets (not mine but it's a classic)
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Life -- do you grok it?
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Jesus may save, but my chippy delivers!
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JUMPIN' JESUS ON A POGO STICK!
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women = god's retribution for stealing fire.
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who can truly pwn a tree?
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the only way to be pure is to stay by yourself
#2742 -2056 = 6702 - 8758 - +
Here he comes--here comes Speed Racer--he's a demon on wheels
#1408 -2049 = 6598 - 8647 - +
There's nothing better than a BDSM fuck.
#4185 -2048 = 6646 - 8694 - +
To demand 'sense' is the hallmark of nonsense. Nature does not make sense. Nothing makes sense.
-Ayn Rand
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Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
 
 
I decided to use even go want to do look more like before it was cool to use even go want to do look more like. I have even really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like, that I stopped doing look more like a long time ago, and now I just use even go want to do look more like with scissors, a box set of Kenan & Kel on DVD, a 4 gigabyte SD card, and a frayed ethernet cable.
 
I hope this is really been far to do more answers for you to even go want.
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Ignorance is bliss the best you can hope for
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That that is is that that is not is not is that it it is
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HIMEOBS: Yuo can't paddle fast enough.
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honey is in the eye of the bee-keeper
#4187 -1999 = 6628 - 8627 - +
You are what you hate.
#4249 -1996 = 6664 - 8660 - +
There are no such thing as losers. Just winners who have never won!
BML
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Fuck the Man, he needs it.
#4355 -1985 = 6535 - 8520 - +
Freedom -- do you grok it?
#3980 -1976 = 6750 - 8726 - +
Squad 23 disguises the jet ski.
#2538 -1966 = 6336 - 8302 - +
They just buzzed and buzzed.....buzzed.
#2878 -1959 = 7976 - 9935 - +
Hi, I'm Jesus :)
#4221 -1959 = 7933 - 9892 - +
What do you want me to do, learn to stutter?
#3140 -1956 = 6251 - 8207 - +
And thus, sense was made.
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awful punishment awaits really bad people
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The car stopped on a dime, which unfortunately was in a pedestrian's pocket.
#2645 -1938 = 6311 - 8249 - +
Do you believe in the sun of God? No, I believe in the uncle of God!
#4279 -1929 = 6834 - 8763 - +
If you have never contemplated killing all of your friends with an axe, then you are not taking enough drugs. If you actually did the deed, then someone is coming for you ...
#4186 -1921 = 6716 - 8637 - +
There is no cure for stupidity.
#4146 -1919 = 6703 - 8622 - +
Keep taking the right path and you'll eventually go left, so go crazy! rebel now and have a happy retirement!
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If it's a game you can't lose, then it isn't a game at all, but an exercise in futility.
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You see, without that little doohicky, the universe stops.
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People who have not suffered are often insufferable.
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You're so ironic it's expected.
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Truth Hurts, Troof Tickles.
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She's a virgin child with deviant dreams.
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If being right is wrong, I don't want to be right.
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When you betray somebody else, you also betray yourself.
-Isaac Bashevis Singer
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We are now approaching the Aftermath, and it will shake the mountains asunder.
There will be terrifying and uncontrollable events that will pave all for
the Next Cycle in Her terrible works in this world. It will amaze us all.
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Let's all get together and throw flingbobs
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