Semi Official Memebomb Archive

In the not too distant future, next Sunday A.D....
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A well placed stiletto is mightier than a thousand pens.
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In the event of confusion: stop, think and die.
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I can do magic. I flip a switch and the light turns off.
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There is only one basic human right: the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty: the duty to take the consequences.
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MOVE FAST AND DIE.
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Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
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The Crisis is also not a weather front
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i think therefore i think i am
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Beware of all enterprises that require new clothes.
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This sentence is indeterminate.
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Objectivity is subjective
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All men have the right to dig their own graves, and I have the right to sell them the shovels.
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Yesterday a postal worker asked me what type of handgun he should buy.
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It seems safe to say that significant discovery, really creative thinking, does not occur with regard to problems about which the thinker is lukewarm.
-Mary Henle
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Existence is futile
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That was a bad idea.
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Free speech does not mean consequence-free speech.
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travelight
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maybe tomorrow will be even MORE perfect.
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Of the limited time in your life, you choose to waste most of it reading stupid memes.
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i am paint. watch me dry!
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BROFIST POOPEEPIE!
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MEME: CULTURALLY RELATIVE ALLEGORY
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the idiosyncratic has lost its authority
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It's too late; you're part of it now.
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People often find it easier to be a result of the past than a cause of the future.
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We are digging in the trenches of the New Underground
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IF i go dO SOMETHING, THEN I WON'T BE DOING WHAT IT IS I'm DOING RIGHT NOW
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Try to stop thinking for 5 seconds...
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Hail to thee o risen sun/visible AND invisible/enlighten the world/shine within us/enflame our souls/thou secret sun of the heart/thou art Horus in thy rising/ra in thy glory/and Osiris in thy repose/hail, o great sun! Amen!
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Dead girls don't say yes, either.
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You're unique, just like everybody else
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fun or doom
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A poet who reads his verse in public may have other nasty habits.
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Behind the mask, there is no face.
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You're twisted, depraved, and rotten to the core... I like that in a person.
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The world is a vast temple dedicated to Discord. - Voltaire.
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discordia lumine maior
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If I didn't achieve my goals, that doesn't mean I didn't go about seeking them in a skillful manner.
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whom slumbers with an itchy bottom, awakens with a smelly finger
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We learn something every day, and lots of times it's that what we learned the day before was wrong.
-Bill Vaughn
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Everybody else who read this was a smug asshole, it's a good thing you came along.
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the shadow of the form is the form.
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My father was a good woman.
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Ceci n'est pas Français.
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salvation is when you stop hoping for it.
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THERE IS NOTHING UN-NATURAL. eVERYTHING THAT EXISTS IS PART OF NATURE, WHICH IS EVERYTHING
 
tHERE IS NO SUCH THING AS: SUPERNATURAL. just because its wierd to you or you cant understand it doesnt make it outside of nature.
 
CHAOS DOESNT EXIST. SOMTHING MAY BE OUT OF (ANY OBVIOUS) CONTROL OR MAY BE TOO MUCH TOO COMPREHEND BUT EVERYTHING IN "OBSERVABLE MATERIAL REALITY", EVEN EXPLOSIONS AND RIOTS HAPPEN ACCORDING TO A PHYSICAL ORDER OF SOME SORT.
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Beware the ides of thrill rides, for they may be of poor but entertaining construction.
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be eristic in the face of anerisms
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police no longer have to tell knock-knock jokes
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Maximum capacity eight persons.
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Keep reaching for that fruit, monkey!
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Politics is war by other means
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It can't rain all the time
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with only a speck of shit on your nose, everything will smell bad.

Wash your face.
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You're just saying that because you disagree with me.
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You let them put you in a drawer. They filed you under "harmless".
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satanism is a christian's way of becoming enlightened.
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You are the voice in your head.
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Nostalgia is necrophilia.
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Fumble the bumble
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You've caught an even atom tan
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If you believe that, I wonder what you'll believe when your eventually convinced its a lie.
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If you want to follow the herd be selfish
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WORK IN PROGRESS: we're trying to hide another U.F.O. right here, so don't care about us - we're working for you.
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Mistakes are at the very base of human thought, embedded there, feeding the structure like root nodules. If we were not provided with the knack for being wrong, we could never get anything useful done. We think our way along by choosing between right and wrong alternatives, and the wrong choices have to be made as often as the right ones. We get along in life this way.
-Lewis Thomas
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And You Can't Believe Legislators
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The cops haven't caught me yet.
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I'm always having premonitions way too late.
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you forgot to close your browser window.
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it's weird that we cook bacon and bake cookies
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Death when it comes will have no sheep.
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You can't bake a cake out of words
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dumbing down is as dumbing down does
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I can't pretend a stranger is a long awaited friend...
-RUSH
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9/11 people refuse to be reduced to statistics
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Walk away and pretend this never happened.
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THe alarm goes off. "hurry! They'll be here in a few minutes!"
No, im not breaking into someone's house. I'm breaking into the day.
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labor is a life-destroying activity
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Personally, I blame society
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If you stand on this spot long enough, you will see some very strange things.
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If the universe is at any time what you say it is, then say.
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The wages of sin are death! (of course, After taxes, it's really more of a tired feeling....)
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PANTS?
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revenge is sweet but enlightenment is sweeter still
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romantic love was invented to manipulate women
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Existence is just a game G*d plays with himself... A game he appears to be losing.
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transmute pain into love, love into lust, lust into rain. yeah, make it rain for me please! I'm locked up in a mental hospital because obviously i am out of my fucking mind.
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if wishes were fishes we'd all be fat cats
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a lot of professionals are crackpots
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This Ain't A Scene, It's An Arms Race
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For it is mutual trust, even more than mutual interest that holds human associations together. Our friends seldom profit us but they make us feel safe... Marriage is a scheme to accomplish exactly that same end.
-H. L. Mencken
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Heaven must be hell if you're afraid of heights.
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Normality = boring-reality
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The coward regards himself as cautious, the miser as thrifty.
-Publilius Syrus
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Regret and worry should cancel each other out.
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The keyboard really likes it when you type things
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Whenever I hear the word "culture", it makes me want to reach for my revolver.
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don't place to much trust in experts
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