Mary had a little lamb
The doctors were astounded
Everywhere she went
Gynaecologists surrounded
From: Half Man Half Biscuit: 99% of Gargoyles Look Like Bob Todd - lyrics http://www.chrisrand.com/hmhb/back-in-the-dhss/99-of-gargoyles-look-like-bob-todd/#ixzz1BbpLeWP5
so let me get this straight... in order to be happy i'm supposed to do what i love for a living? So you want me to turn what i love into work, which i hate... That might be the dumbest plan i've ever heard, it's like the transmutation of the moron.
Being a atheist and a discordian, is simply finding the beauty in chaos. but then, who defines chaos?
It has been said that democracy is the worst form of Government — except all those other forms that have been tried. — Winston Churchill
Wroth like a zealot, believing in nothing and suspecting all. Annhilative, to the point of hyperbole.
Passionate as napalm, yet contained and masterful like unto calligraphic strokes.
It's always interesting to see what happens when a man suddenly realizes that being crazy can pay.
The radical of one century is the conservative of the next. The radical invents the views. When he has worn them out, the conservative adopts them.
-Mark Twain
Homework: Find out what happens to male chickens hatching in industrial egg-producing facilities.
as a child, we believed in santa clause. as adolescents, we believed in true love. as adults, we believe in god.
Kissing a stranger and receiving a slap is better than arriving home in safe routine and wondering what could have been.
If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it's likely not wearing any pants.
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