Why does dad leave whenever Santa comes by?
Because he fucks your sister behind your back while you are washing your hands after wanking under the Chrismas tree on the golden age.
It is not the death of the government but rather the death of it's people that destroys freedom
The revolution will not be televised, We now return you to your regularly scheduled program.
If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it's likely not wearing any pants.
I WOULD LIKE TO ASSERT DIRECT CONTROL OF ANYTHING THAT CAN PET CHAO. CHAO MUST DEVELOP A GOOD HEART.
If an asshole is someone that makes you question the things that you care about, then we need more assholes.
spend your fucking time any fucking way you fucking feel like. everything's going to be fine.
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