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Mary had a little lamb
The doctors were astounded
Everywhere she went
Gynaecologists surrounded
 
From: Half Man Half Biscuit: 99% of Gargoyles Look Like Bob Todd - lyrics http://www.chrisrand.com/hmhb/back-in-the-dhss/99-of-gargoyles-look-like-bob-todd/#ixzz1BbpLeWP5
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Chaotic Evil means never having
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the most profound things are inexpressible
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You cannot reorganize village life to suit the village idiot.
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i am not a label (5 words)
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Be as if.
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obama is a nigger. and so am i. all hail eris!
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If You Think It’s All A Joke You Miss the Punch Line
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For a good time call Eris
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I'm not suffering from insanity, I'm enjoying a delicious creampie.
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Nothing is 100% true
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so let me get this straight... in order to be happy i'm supposed to do what i love for a living? So you want me to turn what i love into work, which i hate... That might be the dumbest plan i've ever heard, it's like the transmutation of the moron.
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I SUPPORT THE WAR, JUST NOT THE TROOPS
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They think the earth is flat because they are anarchists.
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I can't see Half the things I believe in!
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you can't fool others if you're fooling yourself
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"you can't find some things on the internet." Are you sure? I'd better go look that up.
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I don't want to believe this statement.
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"I antagonize almost everyone I meet. I think its a mirth defect." - Rock Cowles
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Give me liberty or give them death!
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Abraham Lincoln shot first.
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Friends are just people waiting to be enemies....
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If this was a movie, would you be a character in it? Or just an extra?
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NOTICE: Your notice of this sign has been noticed and noted. Thank you.
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Marx invented capitalism.
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Property doth make cowards of us all
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If you rape a prostitute, is it shoplifting?
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Dying can be hazardous to your health.
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Your destination is simply where you stop moving.
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the revolution will take place elsewhere - here it's forbidden to step on the grass.
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Fluff your fingernails for that classy look.
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There is no Santa Claus. It's your parents. Same goes for Jesus.
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The Sanity is IN.
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Being a atheist and a discordian, is simply finding the beauty in chaos. but then, who defines chaos?
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It's good to be King, but better to be kong.
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It is a strange wind that blows no ills.
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I started to correct my mistakes, but realized what I was doing in time.
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Kook cain
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Evolve! The monkeys are catching up!
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revolting isn't necessarily revolutionary
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When you notice how absurd life is, smile - Your face will get stuck that way!
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Call over your Visa Card and cut up her daughter.
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Be here at 2:23 am, I have a gift for you
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Jesus' love for you is like a berserker.
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The only universal truth is that there are no universal truths.
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It has been said that democracy is the worst form of Government — except all those other forms that have been tried. — Winston Churchill
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to whom it may concern,
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Wroth like a zealot, believing in nothing and suspecting all. Annhilative, to the point of hyperbole.
Passionate as napalm, yet contained and masterful like unto calligraphic strokes.
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Here, take this shovel. You know what to do.
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Heads I win, tails you lose.
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The man in the green jacket will tell you what to do next.
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Imagine that I were you. What would you do?
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You secretly think you deserve it, don't you?
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I'm sorry you're an alcoholic.
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fuck bitches, get money.
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There are two things in life that require adequate penetration, one of them is welding.
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Do not live, do not die.
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Opportunity doesn't knock
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It feels great to wake up and not know what day it is, doesn't it?
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The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it.
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Curiosity was framed. Ignorance killed the cat.
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He that falls in love with himself will have no rivals.
-Benjamin Franklin
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It's always interesting to see what happens when a man suddenly realizes that being crazy can pay.
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We saw her duck.
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get fired. taste delicious.
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Only fools are sure of themselves and Iam sure of this!!
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Smile or I'll kill you.
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The radical of one century is the conservative of the next. The radical invents the views. When he has worn them out, the conservative adopts them.
-Mark Twain
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Homework: Find out what happens to male chickens hatching in industrial egg-producing facilities.
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The laws weren't made for people like you
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jesus is coming. look busy.
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a well rounded argument is pointless
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Time is the best teacher, unfortunatelly it kills all its students.
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as a child, we believed in santa clause. as adolescents, we believed in true love. as adults, we believe in god.
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Moderation is... luke-warm tea, the devils own brew!
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extreme behavior has its basis in pathological psychology
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Niggers secretly adore slavery
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The scum of the earth lurk in dark hallways
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This sentence is indeterminate.
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It's not that life is too short, it's that death is too long.
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a lifetime provides the many deaths of god
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Sorry Mario, but your princess is just another castle.
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Masturbation is self-improvement.
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But I'm already repressed!
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What's your anti-drug, and can you overcome it?
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Kissing a stranger and receiving a slap is better than arriving home in safe routine and wondering what could have been.
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If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it's likely not wearing any pants.
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with only a speck of shit on your nose, everything will smell bad.

Wash your face.
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Honi soit la vache qui rit.
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You Are The Enemy, And We Are You.
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94% of hotel guests expect no surprises when entering their room.
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IF YE SO WILL AS YE SOW SEED, YE SHALL HAVE WHATSOEVER YE SHALL NEED.
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Your mind is now a car--DRIVE IT.
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You live and learn. Or you don't live long.
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Support your local ceiling.
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To be free today means to participate.
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Appreciate Chaos
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if you have many desires your life will be interesting
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Death is just the ultimate expression of radical solipsism.
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the nile is not a stream of consciousess
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