Semi Official Memebomb Archive

If I were you I'd dance naked in the middle of the street just to embarrass you.
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Before saving the world, first do the dishes.
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History is written by the winners
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Do you know God is a Crazy Woman? I don't.
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hate speech?
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hail deep thought
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Why does dad leave whenever Santa comes by?
Because he fucks your sister behind your back while you are washing your hands after wanking under the Chrismas tree on the golden age.
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When a measure becomes a target, it ceases to be a good measure.
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The only real sins are selfishness and ignorance.
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It is not the death of the government but rather the death of it's people that destroys freedom
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A Little pain never hurt anyone
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Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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I've run out of things to say.
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When you're a god, you don't have to have reasons.
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HAIL TETRIS!
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Employees must wash hands before not returning to work.
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if it is everyone's belief, that's culture.
If it is just your belief, that's psychosis.
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Time is an illusion perpetrated by the manufacturers of space.
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Colorless green ideas sleep furiously.
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If being wrong is right, I don't want to be wrong.
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Whichever makes less sense at the time.
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God is an excuse.
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The police are your friends.
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Get 0%, win
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to be indifferent is to be truly isolated and more or less dead inside.
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The revolution will not be televised, We now return you to your regularly scheduled program.
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class action is a nice idea with no substance
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Stasis is the most potent force for change.
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Ignorance knows no boundaries.
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Existence deleted due to violation of terms of service
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Small change can often be found under seat cushions.
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I hope to god that when I die, people will make vile jokes about ME.
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Never reconstruct the indestructible
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We find the defendant innocent by reason of being generally clueless.
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I wouldn't know how to act if I weren't in trouble.
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resolutions serve to ease our conscience
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How many of your facebook posts are pearls before whine?
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A stitch in nine saves time.
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349bdays till.darmagedoom.
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The last person to read this was far more attractive then the next, don't you agree?
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Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.
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Some people have a large circle of friends while others have only friends that they like.
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It is not enough merely to succeed: one's friends must also fail.
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How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.
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Drive defensively; buy a tank.
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if there was no money, we would all be rich.
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Some people have issues, I've opted for the subscription.
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the goal of religion is its dissollution
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If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it's likely not wearing any pants.
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What are you thinking now that you are finished reading this?
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al principio era una realidad sin nombre, ahora es un nombre sin realidad. cHaos
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Have you been alive lately?
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The mainstream is a sewer.
Learn to swim.
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It is not meet to act and speak like men asleep.
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National Security is the chief cause of national insecurity.
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change is an inside job
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All religions are true, and everyone is going to hell.
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Change yourself and you change the world.
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We don't have an oversight problem. We have an undersight problem.
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Don´t Happy, Be Worry.
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I WOULD LIKE TO ASSERT DIRECT CONTROL OF ANYTHING THAT CAN PET CHAO. CHAO MUST DEVELOP A GOOD HEART.
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Reality lacks discretionary power
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A suspicious mind is a healthy mind
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a sincere effort is all you can ask
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Instant opinion:
Malice generally is stupidity.
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If an asshole is someone that makes you question the things that you care about, then we need more assholes.
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IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK.
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This is not as apparent as it looks.
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roads less traveled often lead to happier places
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The scum of the earth lurk in dark hallways
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Patriotism is for foreigners
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One is the only quantity both complete and consistent.
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You too can be No. one!
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A Monk climbed to the top of a mountain to find himself, and he found he was an asshole
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Motherfucker who you playing
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There is no Truth here.
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Simple answers Doesn't look the same ¡!¡
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It is a strange wind that blows no ills.
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Think "HONK" if you're a telepath!
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FUCKING YUPPIES.
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the important thing is to cum...
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The Crazy is everywhere and getting stronger.
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spend your fucking time any fucking way you fucking feel like. everything's going to be fine.
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Don't fuck with the government: it might reproduce!
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In case of Emergency, Break Class.
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THIS IS YOUR TRUE DESIRE.
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with perseverance you can discover any truth
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Who is the one who is living you now?
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Don't just defend the right to be wrong--exercise it!
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"I can't breed!"
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You aren't the chosen one, get back to work.
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giving free rein to your emotions is an honest way to live
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If you think before you speak the other guy gets his joke in first.
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Life and death'
both are tough sentences
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an elite is inevitable
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This is a question?
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If you are what you eat, I could be you by morning.
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I pooped in the urinal on my birthday.
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Save yourself FOR the salvation army?
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I came. I saw. I believed.
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