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Pretend you're not pretending
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It's far more than a good excuse, it's a valid reason!
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Even the Buddha was aware of his enlightenment, much to his chagrin.
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I'm angry Orwell didn't kill the cat off for finding Napoleon's secrets, I mean, curiosity killed the cat for eris sake
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I believe in karma... that means I can do bad things to you all day long and assume you deserve it.
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I think as I will, I feel as I will, I choose as I will, I act as I will, and I experience as I will. Such is doctrine unto the divine for the sake of all individual's sovereignty in this worldly kingdom.
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farts in jars though.
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Is there anybody in between there?
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Since we're not all there, we're all here
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The god you believe is not only urine, but feces
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Remember, don't eat the people until after the plane has crashed
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Thigh highs are the currency of a new generation
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I am an affront to God, the devil, and everything in between.
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Labor intensive hugs (LIH) are a thing of the past with new orgorgon florgist!
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bleed for the international power
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there's nothing left for the bleeding aristocrats here.
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Burn my limbs if that's what makes you happy.
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Fumble the bumble
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We can meet the end, naked and screaming, or we can suffer.
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Swim through the fire for a new haircut
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Got your knows!
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Shave your veins to protect them from pathogens
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Truth would quickly cease to become stranger than fiction, once we got as used to it.
-Henry Louis Mencken
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remember you always have freedom of choice
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The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation.
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If Life gives you Chaos, you have won.
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"What happens when a country runs out of cash? They either go commie, or they go fash" -Jris Majesty Gregory Jreg Guevera
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You will find that the State is the kind of organization which, while it does big things badly, does small things badly too.
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Be nice to other people; they outnumber you 6 billion to one.
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War hath no fury like a non-combatant.
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If Two People are arguing and neither has an opinion, which one is right?
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How many bears could Bear Grylls grill if Bear Grylls could grill bears?
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Try to stop thinking for 5 seconds...
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An idle mind is worth two in the bush.
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COMMON SENSE IS NEITHER.
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As we speak, the powers that be are attempting to retrieve Unit 04, assuming it actually was pulled into a hard case, and he needs to blow the whole truth to them.
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The new money is info.
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sometimes, i wish a star would have wished upon me, so then i would not have to wish upon one.
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You always love the ones you hurt
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you must know where you stop and the world begins
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If you're not confused, you're ignorant.
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Be young - shut up!
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The best things in life are imaginary
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shutting the fuck up is a lost art
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94% of hotel guests expect no surprises when entering their room.
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faithfulness is a social not a biological law
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It was such a lovely day I thought it a pity to get up.
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To be free today means to participate.
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Talking's not illegal, baby.
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Solidarity with everyone, against no-one.
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The early worm gets the bird.
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We seldom attribute common sense except to those who agree with us.
-La Rochefoucauld
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You used to split your time between your mother's ovaries and your father's testicles? ME TOO!
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Regret and worry should cancel each other out.
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Critique Thyself
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Jesus loves war!
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Liberals don't believe they deserve anything they own; conservatives think they're entitled to everything they've stolen.
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Ordinarily, I'd take you in my court and try you and hang you. But if you've got money for whiskey, I guess we can dispense with those proceedings.
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Prophets profit.
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there's nothing except what you sense
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Try to outlive these words.
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Swing Dancing means never having to say "I'm sorry"
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Head Your mind!
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Mentaly there is no fear that knows a limit !
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ATTENTION: The outside will be closing in ten minutes.
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Bad metaphors are like hit Broadway shows about toe fungus--they don't exist.
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CHANGE comes on stinky feet
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Stop searching forever. Happiness is just next to you.
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Who loathes you, and who do you love? CTHULHU!
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Infect Yourself.
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Everything I know has been to space!
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The hidden factor may be you.
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I get insulted by ads telling me I could dress better. The CIA never tells me that, and you know why? Because they can actually see me.
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You are Powerful!
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Prohibition makes the heart grow fonder.
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you want me to save energy- in a universe made of energy?
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BUTTSEX!
 
(do I have your attention?)
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All statements are true in some sense , false in some sense, meaningless in some sense, true and false in some sense, true and meaningless in some sense, false and meaningless in some sense, and true and false and meaningless in some sense.
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i would mention sadomasochistic bestial necrophilia, but that would be beating a dead horse...
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The world is too loud nowadays
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I take part; you take part; he takes part; we take part; you all take part; they profit.
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It happened to you too
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It's all been done before.
So do it louder
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mostly you should mind your own business
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People will buy anything that's one to a customer.
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Spam was, Spam is and Spam shall be. After summer is winter, and after winter, summer. It ruled once where Man rules now; where Man rules now, it shall rule again. As a foulness shall ye know it.
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The rain, it raineth on the Just and the Unjust fella. But chiefly on the Just because the Unjust steals the Just's umbrella.
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the whether is changing
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There is no time like the pleasant.
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They know you're reading this.
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You just couldn't mind your own business, could you.
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Stop believing, start thinking.
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The surrealist is the only realist.
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How often do you feel human?
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There is no limit to the creativity and brlliance a person can display in suggesting a solution to a problem they don't really understand
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A soldier is a man who underwent dehumanization so that he may be a weapon, for a weapon that questions the implications of it's use is of no use at all.
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there is no such thing as "cause and effect", everything is an effect.
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Describe your Hate in Lessons and you start to Learn '.
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One day we awake our forth eye in the necklace, and no one will ever have to cry again.
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CHILDISH AND CHILDLIKE ARE NOT THE SAME.
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