Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Will what you do
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Swim through the fire for a new haircut
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it's better to study the living fact than to analyze history
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They say life is short, life is the longest thing you'll ever do.
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Do you think that went well?
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AWESOME SAUCE 'EM!
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Kill time before it kills you!
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fascism is coming back in a big way!! thank you not fundamentalism!!!
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If you only want to go 500 miles, can you begin with a halfstep?
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Witchcraft always has a hard time, until it becomes established and changes its name.
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if you aren't a monkey wrench yet, you still have evolving to do
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I used to be self-actualized, now I'm just confused.
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THIS REVOLUTION IS ONE-HUNDRED PER CENT GOVERNMENT APPROVED
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We saw her duck.
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Holy Shit, did you see that!? No, of course not, you were reading this note.
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I'm not dead yet!
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labor is a life-destroying activity
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somebody stop me. please.
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Democracy is a popularity contest.
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IF YOU PLAY STUPID GAMES, YOU WIN STUPID PRIZES.
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Promptness is its own reward, if one lives by the clock instead of the sword.
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The conscience is that little voice in your head that says,'someone might be watching'
 -H. L. Mencken
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We should build an Intel processor out of penguins.
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DESIRE IS AN ELIXIR OF PAIN
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â–²
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Remember, don't eat the people until after the plane has crashed
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America brought democracy to my country and all I got was tortured.
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Common sense is neither.
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At no point should ever assume that the "professionals" have any clue what they are doing. We are slightly less clueless then you but we get paid to do it.
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"I begged Eris for mercy, and the power to be victorious. I only got one."
-Foxius
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THINK SHARPER, NOT HARDER, DIVIDE AND CONQUER!
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This is part of a dream you're going to have tonight
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Politician, govern thyself.
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I never thought paperweights were useful until I opened my window
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Ignorance knows no boundaries.
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read this very carefully i will only write this once.
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farts in jars though.
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These days, it takes a square to show you what's cool.
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In the future, only the crowds are alone.
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Since we're not all there, we're all here
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something terrible happens when people wake up
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your breath smells a funny colour
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Count the seconds it takes to stop thinking about this sentence.
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selfishness is the most basic motivation
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The problem is that the problem isn't a problem.
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Things you own end up owning you
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Thigh highs are the currency of a new generation
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In the Church, some men put on priestly robes to devote themselves to spreading the message of Christ just as other men do so at the prospect of sexually exploiting vulnerable children; likewise with the state. Some men and women become police officers in the hope of protecting the innocent and upholding the law while others do so to hit people with sticks and extort drugs or sexual favours from the victims of the state.
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we need some new cliches
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Pretend to be real.
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When Politicians say they want to take their country back, back to where and from who?
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true freedom is frightful
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I DON'T WANT TO FIGHT, I WANT TO WIN!
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Private parking in Area only !
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trechia then the treachiousness: Call'd me !
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The revolution is over, and yet here you are.
It only takes one.
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The god you believe is not only urine, but feces
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Labor intensive hugs (LIH) are a thing of the past with new orgorgon florgist!
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Remember the . . . what was it again?
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I don't think I think what you think I think.
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every bottom has a hole, however, not every hole has a bottom.
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skull fuckers come off cock-eyed.
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Do unto others before they do unto you.
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Truth would quickly cease to become stranger than fiction, once we got as used to it.
-Henry Louis Mencken
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Say something once, why say it again again?
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You will find that the State is the kind of organization which, while it does big things badly, does small things badly too.
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Are you worried that you'll outlive your retirement fund?
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Is there anybody in between there?
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ATTENTION: The outside will be closing in ten minutes.
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I can stand it if I don't get what I want or need
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you are responsible for constituting the meaning of things
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How's that working out for you?
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94% of hotel guests expect no surprises when entering their room.
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Look behind you, they're looking behind you.
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You might not count in the New World Order
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kill your idols befor they kill you
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You are only happy by accident.
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Falling from a great height does not kill, but the sudden stop will,
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Be young - shut up!
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If vegetarians eat vegetables, I guess that makes me a humanitarian.
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Bacon transforms men into incredibly sensitive and generous lovers and guarantees women the longest and most intense orgasms imaginable.
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KICK NADS. KICK NADS NOW.
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EXECUTE ALL CURIOUS CATS IMMEDIATELY!
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The charms of a woman are directly related to the speed of her passing.
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I get insulted by ads telling me I could dress better. The CIA never tells me that, and you know why? Because they can actually see me.
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As we speak, the powers that be are attempting to retrieve Unit 04, assuming it actually was pulled into a hard case, and he needs to blow the whole truth to them.
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Cynicism is an unpleasant way of saying the truth.
-Lillian Hellman
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Step on a crack
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Common sense is common nonsense.
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i would mention sadomasochistic bestial necrophilia, but that would be beating a dead horse...
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Kilmalosa323
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problem solver or problem maker
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If you want to achieve greatness, stop asking for permission
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your parents didn't give you life, but they did bring you to the world. forgive them though; they probably didn't mean it
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POOPEEPIE
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Early to bed and early to rise makes a man stupid and blind in the eyes.
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mostly you should mind your own business
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You just couldn't mind your own business, could you.
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[Discordians] need to be like a plague - not so virulent that we wipe out all potential carriers, but not so mild that we die out.
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there are no cangoroos in austria!
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