Semi Official Memebomb Archive

I found Nirvana. It was in my album collection.
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low expectations are good protection
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Only the winners decide what were war crimes.
-Gary Wills
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Pain looks good on other people; that's what they're for.
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Prophets profit.
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Sooner or later we'll get your kids
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The early worm gets the bird.
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The world owes all its onward impulses to men ill at ease. The happy man confines himself within ancient limits.
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with only a speck of shit on your nose, everything will smell bad.

Wash your face.
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THE FUTURE STARTED HERE.
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DANGER: EVERY STRUCTURE IS UNSTABLE.
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Please be silent while your civil rights matrix is reconfigured.
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I get insulted by ads telling me I could dress better. The CIA never tells me that, and you know why? Because they can actually see me.
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It takes two to make a bastard.
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Like the Universe, this sentence cannot be stricken from ever existing.
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re-evolution!
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You are Powerful!
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Universal quantifications are always wrong.
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you want me to save energy- in a universe made of energy?
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These monsters are people
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1f g0d 3x15t3d, w0uld h3 b3 pr0ud 0f 34rth n0w?
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H3 w1ll n3v3r t4lk w1th p30pl3 l1ke [READER NAME]
y35, y0u. y0u p4th3t1c hum4n.
n0w cl05e y0ur br0w53r 4nd st0p th1nk1ng
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"why do kids get phones with the age of 4?"
Because your kind F*CKING sucks.
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The fact that other people may not be assertive doesn't mean I shouldn't be.
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INFO no Knowledge, know
to dirt ain't no so so (patheticly ) no Song
know , know hooah Discordia ... Army Trail
'Let None of my brother fail
fail? And You ! Suckses a power i would give to you.
Some do imitade you or nut ... Born in da Hood
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A LONGER CHAIN DOES NOT MAKE ONE ANY MORE FREE.
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CHILDISH AND CHILDLIKE ARE NOT THE SAME.
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if the kingdom of heaven is within you, then the kingdom of hell is without you.
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The world is too loud nowadays
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CHANGE comes on stinky feet
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COMMON SENSE IS NEITHER.
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Does your conscience like it when you lie to yourself?
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If opportunity knocks, go to bed with your pants on.
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If you don't control your mind, someone else will.
-John Allston
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Instant opinion:
Malice generally is stupidity.
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It isn't the fall that kills the child, it is the splattering of the brain against the inside of the skull.
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Look behind you, they're looking behind you.
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Love as it exists in society is merely the mingling of two fantasies and the contact of two skins.
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Man's character is his fate.
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meet us in orbit
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Nothing bad ever happens if you don't do anything.
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Please leave the Communist Party as clean on leaving as you would like to find it on entering.
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Procrastination is the thief of time.
-Edward Young
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Property doth make cowards of us all
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slipping into madness is good for the sake of comparison
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teasing people sexually can have ugly consequences
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There is an exception to every rule. Chaos is everywhere!
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Today is a good day to sign up for the revolution!
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We may all be dust in the wind ; but im makein a fucking kite, how about you?
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Your information train is jammed, man!
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coffee up or liquor down - it's bubbles, bubbles, crutch to crown
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Always the catalyst... Never the Butterfly!
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How often do you feel human?
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Subversion doesn't feel like like going to school in black; it feels like going to school in a clown suit.
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a brain capable of memory develops behavior, the rest are just reacting.
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Life and death'
both are tough sentences
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the void does not exist
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I sometimes have a right to assert myself, even if it inconveniences others.
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Lies aren’t called lies anymore.
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Once the music goes loud enough, it can sound pretty quiet.
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Fluff your fingernails for that classy look.
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A much-discussed alternative to homogeneous big-bang nucleosynthesis has been the first-order quark-hadron phase-transition-inspired inhomogeneous model.
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Abstinence is perverted
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ALL FANATICS MUST DIE!
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Computers, like cats, can operate crossdimensionally; the trick is in getting them to do what you want.
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FREE, take one--they belong to Lars Ulrich.
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I'm already fighting the next war.
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If you see the Buddha on the road, please call 911.
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Ignorance can be cured--but stupid is forever.
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It was such a lovely day I thought it a pity to get up.
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Liberals don't believe they deserve anything they own; conservatives think they're entitled to everything they've stolen.
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Man would sooner have the Void for his purpose than be void of Purpose.
-Friedrich Nietzsche
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men are not monogamous by nature
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Nature loves to hide.
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Please remain calm: All panicking is being taken care of by your locally elected official.
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Pwn free and clear.
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Standing on head makes smile of frown, but rest of face also upside down.
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Plagiarism is necessary; progress implies it.
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THE MACHINE STOPS, BUT THE ROBOT IS DREAMING
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The state calls its own violence law, but that of the individual crime.
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There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about.
-Oscar Wilde
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You don't have a disease. You just live in New Jersey.
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You just couldn't mind your own business, could you.
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You laugh just like the angles dancing on the head of the pin jabbed into my mind's eye.
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You might not count in the New World Order
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I participate
 
you participate
 
we participate
 
they decide..
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really rugged, ghetto looking graffiti with messages like:
 
EVERY DAY IS A GIFT
FATHERHOOD IS A JOY
CHILDREN ARE FUCKING WONDERFUL
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I don't exist.
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Dreadlocks: the only hairstyle That's also a workout routine.
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The hidden factor may be you.
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One can repair ignorance. Stupidity is a point of view.
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The toof will set you fwee.
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Men and women are the worst people on earth.
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i find memebombs hard to masturbate to, but i still use it daily.
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Our depression du jour is from a loss of confidence
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Disorder is order.
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wait,
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Is there an officer, problem ?
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"Some dogs don't care what they look like"
     - the drumming bird of paradox
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I don't care about fooling others, but I dislike fooling myself, especially about foolish things. To fool myself about serious things is actually a delight.
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I just healed my ass with hot sauce.
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