The conscience is that little voice in your head that says,'someone might be watching'
-H. L. Mencken
At no point should ever assume that the "professionals" have any clue what they are doing. We are slightly less clueless then you but we get paid to do it.
In the Church, some men put on priestly robes to devote themselves to spreading the message of Christ just as other men do so at the prospect of sexually exploiting vulnerable children; likewise with the state. Some men and women become police officers in the hope of protecting the innocent and upholding the law while others do so to hit people with sticks and extort drugs or sexual favours from the victims of the state.
Truth would quickly cease to become stranger than fiction, once we got as used to it.
-Henry Louis Mencken
You will find that the State is the kind of organization which, while it does big things badly, does small things badly too.
Bacon transforms men into incredibly sensitive and generous lovers and guarantees women the longest and most intense orgasms imaginable.
I get insulted by ads telling me I could dress better. The CIA never tells me that, and you know why? Because they can actually see me.
As we speak, the powers that be are attempting to retrieve Unit 04, assuming it actually was pulled into a hard case, and he needs to blow the whole truth to them.
i would mention sadomasochistic bestial necrophilia, but that would be beating a dead horse...
your parents didn't give you life, but they did bring you to the world. forgive them though; they probably didn't mean it
[Discordians] need to be like a plague - not so virulent that we wipe out all potential carriers, but not so mild that we die out.
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