Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Eris: She's in control when no one's in control.
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obamasyomama
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Twas Brillig, and the slithey toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe; all mimsy were the borogoves, and the mome raths outgrabe.
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He that leaveth nothing to chance will do few things ill, but he will do very few things.
-George Savile
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change is valuable when the oppressed become tyrants
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In this world, truth can wait; she's used to it.
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I could cure cancer! unless i can't and then i won't.
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"OH NO YOU DID"
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Discourse on virtue and they pass by in droves. Whistle and dance the shimmy, and you've got an audience.
-Diogenes
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i Always feel the urge neeD to run after pipe-dreams
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There is no mainstream.
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1984 - only 24 years late.
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Where is rez ist when i need her?
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Established government defends its monopoly on terrorism by killing its competitors.
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Nobody was home, but I answered the door anyway.
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If you were really thinking outside of the box, you'd be asking why it's a box you have to think outside of.
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Accept what people wish to give, Not what you want to take
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In my world poo taste sweet.
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private property created crime
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We are not human beings having a spiritual experience. We are spiritual beings having a human experience.
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Taxes: Of life's two certainties, the only one for which you can get an extension.
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No us, no them; ONLY THE UNIVERSE.
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If the Devil is the God of baser things, I dare you to hit a home run.
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Strike back against [terrorist/government] oppression!
Send pizza to the following address:
[write address here]
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OBSERVING THE CONTINUOUS MESS OF THE HUMAN RACE AND BELIEVING HUMANS WERE CREATED BY A GOD WOULD BE AN INSULT TO A GOD IN ONE EXISTED
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God supports believers, but he definitely prefers atheists.
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you bet your ass i'm disease free.
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Ask not what you can do for your cunt, ray, but what your cunt, ray, can do for you !
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If it makes you cry, it is real; if it makes you laugh, it probably is true.
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*sighs, & /me /slash nick curiositykilledthecat
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Don't Read This sentence or the next one. Now Read the previous sentence again.
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Wizard? What wizard? tHAT'S JUST A LITTLE MAN ON A FOOTSTOOL.
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There is no evil, only suffering.
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Not a Restroom
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I think the Government likes you, he's looking at you.
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I've come a long way since I've believed in anything
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I am always right. Except when I'm left, or bluffing.
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Of course you realize this means war.
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Do what you want to say
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go all out in romance and let the chips fall where they may
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To be written on elevator doors: "You are now trapped"
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My, don't we all look _smashing_ in red.
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There is more than one way to shave a cat:
but generally only one reason to do it
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expect a spanish inquisition.
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there are no stupid questions, just ignorant people.
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it's on purpose that i live a purposeless life.
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THE DEVIL IS IN THE DECALS
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"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff."
-Mariah Carey
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The size of the mouth is inversely proportional to the size of the brain
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This is part of a dream you're going to have tonight
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Defective for our future.
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When Cthulhu calls, he calls collect.
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When Politicians say they want to take their country back, back to where and from who?
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Be less prepared.
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Reality is the Illusion of Reason.
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DIY
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Is the Earth really rotatin', or is it me, still not drunk 2 fUck ?! The Thermaldetonator in my brain says, that we're both not knowing ...
 
because I would really like to kiss Ma ass :)
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'I wish you could hear my voice the way I hear it.', Murtaza Rai
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antifart
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going with the flow is soothing but risky
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OK Soda does not subscribe to any religion, or endorse any political party, or do anything other than feel OK.
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Without changing our pattern of thought, we will not be able to solve the problems we created with our current patterns of thought.
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Colorless green ideas sleep furiously.
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Stand out, be part of a crowd.
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All biography is ultimately fiction.
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The man saw the boy with the binoculars.
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'slanguage
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Everyone is Jesus in Discordianism.
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Today is a good day to start the revolution!
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abort that defeatist
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The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
-Albert Einstein
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Do you feel that on the back of your neck?
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Reinvent retardation.
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IGNORANCE IS EVERYWHERE
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Your parents descended from the monkeys and all you got was this stupid t-shirt
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SIMPLIFY, CALCIFY, MUMMIFY.
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Give me liberty or give them death!
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a belief is an idea you've stopped questioning
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Pretend this is Reality
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If you want to see yourself in action, record your dreams.
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Remember: The sky is actually out, not up.
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Prosperity is a great teacher; adversity a greater.
-William Hazlitt
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there is no aspect of human experience that globalist capitol cannot reduce to miserable tedium...
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time flows like a river, fruit flies like a banana
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expiring for love is beautiful but stupid
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What's blue and square? An orange in disguise...
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people at the top know and people at the bottom don't know
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Her mariage.
On his suit, a flower of blood where the bullet had pinned it.
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I found Nirvana. It was in my album collection.
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Statistically you are rather a terrorist than a victim of terror.
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I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
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As frightening as it may be, you are in control of your life. The government, your boss, and the NWO are powerless without you.
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Cool manacle! ...It's a watch? Yeah, that's what I said.
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The universe is laughing behind your back.
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All fact is open to question but opinion is real
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The fact that someone said "no" doesn't mean I shouldn't have made the request in the first place
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Its my car crash and im gonna damn well enjoy it
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Whatever you're doing, just stop.
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Talking donkeys my ass!
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If you can't write history, write the future.
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