Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Never take criticism from someone you wouldn't take advice from.
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The future is here: everything must be destroyed
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Everybody farts in the same language.
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You are one tragedy away from dying.
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Such Oddacity.
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Art is dangerous
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scratch'n'sniff
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nobody wants what anybody can have.
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the void does not exist
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You woke up for this?
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Let's please save all of the monsters from certain (and uncertain) death!
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Orwell was an optimist
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no absolutes!
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Be here at 2:23 am, I have a gift for you
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In the not too distant future, next Sunday A.D....
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This is a Meme.
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people at the top know and people at the bottom don't know
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Please cue at this point -->
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Quick, while no one is looking!
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Diseases don't need control, they need prevention
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I know a guy who's *so* emo, even the emo kids tell him to "get over it!"
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Look at me, I'm raising consciousness!
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if it keeps on raining the levees going to break
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Caution: dry floor.
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Your mental conditions are not that interesting
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Today is a holiday invented by greeting card companies to make people feel like crap.
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IF YOU PROMISE TO BEHAVE YOU WILL TAKE YOUR SPIRIT TO THE GRAVE (Yap Papaya)
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not valid without receipt
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Cadres decide everything.
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[Drop meme bomb here]
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THIS MACHINE LIES
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Live without dead time [time of boredom, time at work] - enjoy without chains.
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I'm kickass...
and humble.
 
-Jack
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I sift through the broken ideas of the anomalous subconscious
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dare to be smart
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Reliance on others is a weakness for the strong, but a strength for the weak.
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I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
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obama is a nigger. and so am i. all hail eris!
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Last time I was stoned, I tried to eat an airport.
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Is this really worth it?
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Dare to be stupid.
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ERIS DID IT FOR THE VINE
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Consume, conform, OBEY!
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Decide what you are meant to be.
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What we're looking at is an aggressive form of late-night shopping.
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Kill your idols before they kill you
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I know where I came from -- but where did all you zombies come from?
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I can stand it if I don't get what I want or need
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i browse eye brows.
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Altruism isn't a state of mind, it is an action.
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Fool around the people that foll, but don't be foolish
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Money often costs too much.
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
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IF EVEN THE MAKER OF ALL STONES DOESN'T THROW STONES, WHY DO WE?
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those who speak don't speak, those who know don't know.
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Fight apathy or don't.
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Congratulations! - You've found clue no.3 !
The man in the sunglasses will tell you what to do next.
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Noone knows our destination.
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if you see buddha on the road, give him a doughnut.
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What fortunate events led you to this point?
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-hyphencypher-
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mad, not angry.
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Democracy by Autocracy! Give them liberty and give them death!
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BUREAUCRACY, Theire on go on, theire on go on, theire one go on ... three times means Singing
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Here, take this shovel. You know what to do.
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The media lies.
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you can do more than you think.
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There will be plenty of time to sleep when you're dead.
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All utopias are fucked from the beginning. That doesn't mean we should give up trying though.
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Have a good day, or die.
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Youthanize yourself
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I decided to go into a draconian diet, cutting alcohol, fat, and sugar. In two weeks, I lost 14 days.
— Tim Maia
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If you do it, want it.
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this is a interdistraction
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The sad thing in the world is a dying man who never had an original thought in his whole life.
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The backbone of this country is the independent trucks.
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how do you enforce "gun control"?
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Dying can be hazardous to your health.
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Politics, broken down into Latin. Poli meaning many, Tics being blood sucking parisites.
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Lark of the Morning
Bowel Movement Tremendous
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CHANGE comes on stinky feet
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WARNING: You are forbidden to read this sentence.
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Being a atheist and a discordian, is simply finding the beauty in chaos. but then, who defines chaos?
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if you don't vote you can't complain; if you did vote for these idiots you really can't complain.
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In civilized life, where the happiness, and indeed almost the existence, of man depends so much upon the opinion of his fellow men, he is constantly acting a studied part.
-Washington Irving
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When in Rome, do as the Vandals do.
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HORROR IS MIRTH
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If you think before you speak the other guy gets his joke in first.
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No more lip from you, bub.
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the state calls its own violence law, but that of the individual crime. - max steiner
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Happiness is a new idea.
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For NOw, I've discounted suicide in favor of killing everyone else in the entire world instead.
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THE MAGNA CARTA (The Great Charter):
 
23. No village or individual shall be compelled to
make bridges at river banks, except those who from of
old were legally bound to do so.
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Your ego is biohazard
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ATTENTION: The outside will be closing in ten minutes.
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Fire in the whole... isn't that Heraclytus main point?
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In Iraq you are a terrorist
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A tree and a squid were killed to write this message.
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Nothing that is the same is ever equal
Nothing that is equal is ever the same
All men are created equal
But in their hearts they long to be the same
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al principio era una realidad sin nombre, ahora es un nombre sin realidad. cHaos
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FREE, take one--they belong to Lars Ulrich.
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