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This has probably been said before, but here it is again.
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The quickest way to a man's heart is through his ribcage.
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As I see it, yes
Ask again later
Better not tell you now
Cannot predict now
Concentrate and ask again
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Do not live, do not die.
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It's good to be King, but better to be kong.
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If infinite rednecks fired infinite shotguns at an infinite number of road signs, they'd eventually create all the great literary works of the world in braille.
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I don't believe you.
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Life is not a free show...the price is life.
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r.1.p
D3mocr4cy
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If its to be, its up to me
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The cruelest prison is the one we build for ourselves out of fear and regret.
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stasis is a dream state
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chaos is chicken pox after 30,
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j.m. barrie was an inncocent
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I'm not afraid of heights, its depths that get me.
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Write this somewhere else.
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Synthetic reality and real reality are THE SAME THING.
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ambivalence can ruin your life
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Well, Katrina likes it.
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self-awareness can be crippling
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Replacing one silly belief for another doesn't mean you are enlightened.
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 People who don't like their beliefs being laughed at shouldn't have such funny beliefs.
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"Every great advance in natural knowledge has involved the absolute rejection of authority."
-Thomas H. Huxley
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on plobzar, all the politicians are green.
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Art is whatever you can get away with
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Everyone has a personal fnord
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Your zombie sheep are being programmed as we speak.
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If it is the case that when all you have is a hammer, everything becomes a nail, then what does it mean when the only utensils left are knives?
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war is a purification rite
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Defective for our future.
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If you are sitting, just sit. If you are walking, just walk. Above all, don't wobble.
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It is my firm belief that it is a mistake to hold firm beliefs.
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i vote for the ones that i make.
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We can meet the end, naked and screaming, or we can suffer.
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Estra di abiente - Es gibt kein glück
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The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
-Lily Tomlin
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YOU WILL BEGIN TO SEE F E ACES IN THE PATTERNS OF NATUR
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al principio era una realidad sin nombre, ahora es un nombre sin realidad. cHaos
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Profanity: the single language in which all programmers are expert.
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USEFUL IS BEAUTIFUL
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we take the naps we think we deserve.
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Fat people are harder to kidnap.
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What is the first question?
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you can do more than you think.
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go fuck yourself
No really
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This is the end
of the
end
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You will have different thoughts if you use your mouse with your nondominant hand. Go.
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Think out of the box.
Paint out of the frame.
Dream out of the night.
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the way is already narrow without your help.
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often you should act like you are sexless
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Beware of a dark-haired man with a loud tie.
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WILL TONY SOPRANO DIE BALD?
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Here's what I know,
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This is a question?
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Do not under any circumstances suspend disbelief.
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I feel like eating an airplane.
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Forget you even read this.
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Nobody likes a paragon of perfection.
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Coca-Cola, proud sponspors of The Revolution
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Someone wanted you to see this.
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to free yourself from others' power you must overcome your own inertia, or exploit it
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Very vinnie voorhees
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We come in peace... shoot to kill...
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God does not play russian roulette with the universe.
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No one will EVER thank you for shuffling along quietly like that.
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Lego my Ego
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Those who can, do; those who can't, simulate.
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it's now 2023 and the klf suck suck suck
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I feel like the "big picture" was drawn by a Muppet controlled by someone high on PCP.
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The conscience is that little voice in your head that says,'someone might be watching'
 -H. L. Mencken
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Don't spend time: it doesn't belong to you.
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Nothing Is true, Everything Is permitted
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we are only as free as our purchasing power permits.
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If you can read this, you're not drinking enough poison
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Life and death'
both are tough sentences
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An atheist is a man who has no invisible means of support.
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stupid people shouldn't breed
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sin is a means of social control
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As the Euclideans would have it, irrationality is the square root of all evil.
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While you were playing Warcraft, we were saving lives.
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Refuse to be remastered
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You now get to create a new rule.
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i don't know where "kingdom come" is, however, i wouldn't mind getting blown there!
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We are King Midas: everything we touch turns into matter.
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Don't count on it
It is certain
It is decidedly so
Most likely
My reply is no
My sources say no
Outlook good
Outlook not so good
Reply hazy, try again
Signs point to yes
Very doubtful
Without a doubt
Yes
Yes - definitely
You may rely on it
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ONE CANNOT IRON THE RIPPLES OFF THE SURFACE OF A STILL POND.
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YOUR HATRED FILLS ME WITH DISGUST!
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I determined that when I grew up I was going to be a crackpot. (Kerry thornley)
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Hate is a chemical reaction.
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Mow Mow Boppa Mow Mow Mow
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corporations are money obsessed sociopathic Voltrons that eat freedom and want you to be their tiger fists
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...and then there is this faggot...
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YOU DON'T NEED A HAND IF YOU HAVE IT FINGERED OUT.
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Nobody was home, but I answered the door anyway.
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There are five kinds of people:
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Stop deluding yourself, everyone finishes last..
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Every farmer who owns a donkey beats it.
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A Closed Mind Gathers No Heresies.
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Your "Future" is in your "Past", but you aren't getting any younger.
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Yes i did .
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