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black lies matter
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The only difference between a rut and a grave is their dimensions.
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What do you want me to do, learn to stutter?
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This is not "This is not a pipe".
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If you meet John Galt on your path, kill him
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I don't want to believe this statement.
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Every time you see this sentence you will recognize it.
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"You can only eat so much rust"
                    -the drumming bird of paradox
                     
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The most useful tool for dealing with management types is, of course, an automatic weapon.
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Reduce Distill Purify Teach
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Politics has become a game of meaningless, mindless battles, conducted by unscrupulous methods and people, designed to transform even the most serious policy debates into sport.
-Al Gore, May 2006
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I declare a permanent state of happiness.
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In here we're all anemic.
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No matter how right we are, we always might possibly be wrong.
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It's ok that you don't know.
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There is not a struggle between authority and democracy, but between industrial society and humanity.
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which colour had schroedinger's cat?
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We find what we look for, whether or not it's there.
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Things are great because great men did them. Men are great because they did great things.
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sometimes, i wish a star would have wished upon me, so then i would not have to wish upon one.
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Hunger is the mother of beauty
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This poster is holding reality together.
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Some people have issues, I've opted for the subscription.
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Your consciousness only exists in your head, and only when you happen to think about it
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Try to remember
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i've made this far without knowing what a meme is and it's never bothered me at all
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I participate
 
you participate
 
we participate
 
they decide..
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Do not live, do not die.
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Bet YOU COULDN'T HAVE DONE THAT? THAT WAS IT. IT WAS YOURS! HELP ME? HELP?? THE DJINNS ARE REAL! HAHAHA?
- MY MK ULTRA CRISIS
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Quit the shit
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If you don't want to take one in the head, stop acting like a zombie
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I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
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Famous people are delicious.
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Fumble the bumble
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If seeing is believing you have to be blind.
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Discordianism: It stirs the coffee.
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Call over your Visa Card and cut up her daughter.
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To annoy a conservative, tell him a lie.
To annoy a liberal, tell him the truth!
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A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election.

-Bill Vaughan
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recluses always get weak
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Don't fart then inhale it
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What were you thinking about before you started reading this sentence?
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Nothing is true. Everything is permitted.
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Leave me the hell alone!
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hate humanity. love people
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My powers are beyond your understanding!
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HOPE IS CRUELTY
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one love
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For him to get a clue would require heroic implant surgery.
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If it wasn't for television, you'd have never gotten that tattoo.
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Once you leave this room, will anything change?
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Preparedness damages resourcefulness.
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Taze a kitten!
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It is not enough merely to succeed: one's friends must also fail.
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be eristic in the face of anerisms
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the ripple is not the water.
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No man is an island, but then no man is a potato salad, either.
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You live and learn. Or you don't live long.
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This side up.
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then a lamentable faculty arose in their spirits, that of seeing stupidity and no longer being able to tolerate it. - G. flaubert
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you will never hear a vegan on a ham radio
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That makes sense
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If there's an almighty god who's not a failure, the one you've been hearing about could only be an impostor. But that only makes sense if you're sane, and as saint paul amply demonstrated, sanity is overrated.
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Pwn free and clear.
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Let's please save all of the monsters from certain (and uncertain) death!
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THE NARROW WAY IS EVERYWHERE YOU SIMPLY REFUSE TO LOOK.
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fly's undone.
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toilet paper is racist, until you use it, then, it becomes culturally enriched!
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Don't trust me--I don't exist.
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Seriously, in another second or two, you're going to really hate yourself for having read the entirety of this self-indulgent abortion of a sentence.
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A teacher is one who makes himself progressively unnecessary.
-Thomas Carruthers
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free water! Take one!
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If at first, the idea is not absurd,
don't panic. - a datable mrs.
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i'm just as god remade me
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Who watches the people watching the people watching the people watching the watchers?
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FREEDOM ISN'T FREE.
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don't forget what you already know
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Hate the Poor: what are THEY gonna do about it.
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"Trying to defeat an ideology by killing individuals is like trying to save a marriage with a blowjob. It might buy you some time, but in the end it'll just suck" - Ze Frank
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I'd rather be a rising ape than a falling angel.
--Terry pratchett
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Today is painful. Today is tragic. Today is beautiful. Today is filled with love.
 
Today is Wednesday, my dudes.
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PEACE AT ANY COST IS SLAVERY
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survival of the fittest applies to men and animals
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even she goes poo... even she
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"I begged Eris for mercy, and the power to be victorious. I only got one."
-Foxius
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SHOOT DRUGS NOT GUNS!
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The god you believe is not only urine, but feces
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Bavarian Illuminati: Now hiring!
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Small minds think alike, too.
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When the crowd gets behind you, it means you are facing the wrong way.
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I be the motherfucking hype bomb
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Anything worth doing is worth doing poorly
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in the technological dream we are the blue cone-headed people
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I'm angry Orwell didn't kill the cat off for finding Napoleon's secrets, I mean, curiosity killed the cat for eris sake
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You're all just individual people.... Neither you, nor your friends, nor you with all your friends and all of their friends together could possibly make a difference.
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The Management would like to thank you for not subverting the dominant paradigm.
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boredom makes you do crazy things
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Science is a cult
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Good news!
It's Terminal!
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