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Censorship vs. freedom of expression - i don´t care! Money is all i want! Lol!
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You can't wake a person who is pretending to be asleep. - Navajo proverb
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Blessed are they with a good left hook.
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in the absence of choice and knowledge, cultures often turn to religion. - dan simmons
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maps, maps, maps, maps, maps, maps, maps, maps, maaaaaaaaaps, wonderful maps...
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It is hard for me to find the right thing to say when I find myself in a room full of cockroaches.
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Nothing Ever happens, Then it does. It literally just did
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As long as the answer is right, who cares if the question is wrong?
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We refuse to even acknowledge the wheel.
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An intellectual is a man who takes more words than necessary to tell more than he knows.
-Dwight D. Eisenhower
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VIOLENCE FOR EQUALITY
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Difference engenders hate.
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The world may look flat, but if you shake it, it fizzes right back up again.
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The Crisis is also not a weather front
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Don't let signs like this one tell you what to do.
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For once, O awaited Reality, reveal Yourself in a form material,
For a thousand prostrations are quivering eagerly in my submissive brow.
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Try to outlive these words.
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NO ONE SAVES YOU
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Existence is futile
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offer very little information about yourself
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Try to remember
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God does not play russian roulette with the universe.
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Self improvement is masturbation
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He who desires but acts not, breeds pestilence.
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A tainted mind cannot tell the difference twixt being ballsy and being an asshole.
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You took my breath away and now I want it back.
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I'll be back.
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here...catch!
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I decided to go into a draconian diet, cutting alcohol, fat, and sugar. In two weeks, I lost 14 days.
— Tim Maia
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i can't do that yet.
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--- 1st scanned image, in natural format.
http://web.me.com/dthoth/The_C.O.D./Welcome.html
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It's hard being yourself while everybody is watching.
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I am nothing. Nothing is perfect. Hence I am perfect.
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This is like Brave New World, only all the alphas are retards.
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averageness is a point of view
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faithfulness is a social not a biological law
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really, ya know what we always say,fukem
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Everything is real, the false things are just a different kind of reality
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Unemployment is not a disease; so it has no cure
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Is there an officer, problem ?
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Ha, look at you being intelligent
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EASY PEASY LEMON SQUEAZY - Kain
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ISIS ISIS ISIS, RA RA RA!
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i got lonely and made love to my printer, but now i cant get lmnop of my wiener.
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Thigh highs are the currency of a new generation
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Do you believe in the sun of God? No, I believe in the uncle of God!
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A prison becomes a home if you hold the key
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look above the wind.
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There is no such thing as a stupid question until you ask it. -tgwtg- (ask him)
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We are here to grow our souls
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TV Sets the Channel
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This is 'not cricket'.
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Black sheep are still sheep.
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Truth is a property of statements. Statements are made of words. Words are made by people. Ergo, people make truth.
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go ahead and write something that makes you look more inteligent, original or sarcastic.
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why did the germ cross the microscope? to get to the other slide!
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The apocalypse is the root of all evil.
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The only difference between a rut and a grave is their dimensions.
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regarding the cross, only the vatican and the queen know the answer... and neither one is telling.
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Politics has become a game of meaningless, mindless battles, conducted by unscrupulous methods and people, designed to transform even the most serious policy debates into sport.
-Al Gore, May 2006
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Rose tint my world and keep me safe from the trouble and pain...
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Be the Chaos you want to see in the world!
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Please look away immediately.
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The following statement is not true:
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Before saving the world, first do the dishes.
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exciting controversy
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Dumb is like gravity; you can try to outrun the closest source, but you will eventually get snagged by another one.
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Everything happens, not for a reason. but everything happens.
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Should your innocence be established, the department will notify your surviving beneficiaries.
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Blessed are the confused, for they shall be amused.
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I want your money back.
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farts in jars though.
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That makes sense
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I conceive of nothing, in religion, science, or philosophy, that is more than the proper thing to wear, for a while.
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Momomoto, Famous Japanese, can swallow his nose.
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It isn't the fall that kills the child, it is the splattering of the brain against the inside of the skull.
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Mankind has been on a bad trip for a long time now.
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CHILDISH AND CHILDLIKE ARE NOT THE SAME.
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prosecutors will be violated.
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Homosexuality is the best all around cover an agent ever had.
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The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and three hundred sixty-two admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need more supervision.
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Power to the Imagination.
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It's time to make yourself proud- and everyone else a little nervous.
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HAIL THIS CORD! -Q
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Life is a hard life.
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Somebody you spoke to recently is stalking you.
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Don't just do something--stand there!
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bleed for the international power
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which colour had schroedinger's cat?
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Squad 23 disguises the jet ski.
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Life is a joke - death is the punchline
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Death is an illusion. Life is a hallucination. Taxes are objective reality.
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calm is more conductive to creativity than is anxiety
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Nobody stopped it. Nobody cared.
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Hot Topic is to rebellion as Hot Pockets are to nutrition.
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The difference between music and noise is desire.
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believing in rebirth is the same as admitting defeat
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Peanuts are Peanuts
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fuck bitches, get money.
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