Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Kill your imagination.
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Curiosity was framed. Ignorance killed the cat.
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A thing with just one meaning has scarcely any meaning at all.
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cats are goddesses who are seceretly cotrolling you
 
just think on it.
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kill the planet, save the universe.
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Think inside the box
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anarchonistic
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Life's a gamble: are you just playing for pennies?
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If you do not expect the unexpected, you will not find it; for it is hard to be sought out and difficult.
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NO PURCHASE NECESSARY.
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IMOK
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Be the Chaos you want to see in the world!
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Opportunities are usually disguised as hard work, so most people don't recognize them.
-Anne Landers
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It's all or nothing. Accept no substitute!
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class action is a nice idea with no substance
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People hate good ideas, and that's why we hate the communists.
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My god is bigger.
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138 dys ony sos
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Nothing happens for a reason; when it does, pay attention.
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BEAUTY IS THE VOYEUR OF UTTER DESTRUCTION
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Politician, govern thyself.
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Pull Gods metaphysical finger.
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Would you believe that goblins exist for twenty bucks?
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You now have Asian Flu.
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The Crisis is also not a weather front
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May your coffee kick in before reality does.
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transmute pain into love, love into lust, lust into rain. yeah, make it rain for me please! I'm locked up in a mental hospital because obviously i am out of my fucking mind.
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Admiration: Our polite recognition of another's resemblance to ourselves.
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The computer is the LSD of the corporate person
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I can understand and validate another person and still ask for what I want
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NO YOU!
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Please clean up after your god.
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Beneath the paving stones, the Beach Boys!
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HAIL THIS CORD! -Q
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The meiudm is not the mgsaese.
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The truth is the biggest lie anyone ever told
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In the end, it all comes down to moving some muscles
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How many advertisements are you wearing?
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Holiness is just a lobotomy away!
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Gravity is gay and Electro-magnetism is straight.
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Enlightenment is like the Police State - if you'd shut up for once, you'd realize you're already there.
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most people are not fit to rule themselves
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smash -HERE- to find out
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What is it with you and money?
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Take thee this thing covered with that stuff and give it unto that guy, that he may do things with it.
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Don't compensate, IMITATE!
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abuse of power comes as no surprise
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Scarcity increases value. Stop carrying phones.
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can-I-help-you's
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to free yourself from others' power you must overcome your own inertia, or exploit it
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Sanity is not your most valuable asset.
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if you don't sin, Jesus died for nothing.
#5309 -385 = 3357 - 3742 - +
ignorance is hell.
#5734 -367 = 3970 - 4337 - +
Win a live rat for your mother-in-law!
#3223 -300 = 3509 - 3809 - +
Bela Lugosi's dead. How about you?
#820 -371 = 3781 - 4152 - +
revolution means going around in circles.
#2419 -364 = 3753 - 4117 - +
Peace is never built upon corpses. The house from 'poltergeist' was built upon corpses.
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Fill in the blank: I'm always ______ myself.
#1242 -360 = 2990 - 3350 - +
we discordians must shtick apart schmuck
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My fetish is heterosexual intercourse in the missionary position between a married man and woman.
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There is no edge: the world is boundless & forbids us from fleeing
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science depends upon causality. causality is a matter of faith.
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We refuse to be highrised, diplomaed, licensed, inventoried, registered, indoctrinated, suburbanized, sermonized, beaten, telemanipulated, gassed, booked.
#3103 -289 = 3604 - 3893 - +
Do you know God is a Crazy Woman? I don't.
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If you can't write history, write the future.
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Where in the Waste is the Wisdom?
#3188 -501 = 3091 - 3592 - +
IGNore fnords
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Don't open a can labeled "Bees" and act surprised to find bees inside.
#6019 -428 = 3217 - 3645 - +
slopaganda is on the rise
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rEAD r.b. DEAD
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HIMEOBS - The Bakery is Open
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Kill your idols before they kill you
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Actions speak louder than words... but nothing speaks louder than they who take no action
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God does not play russian roulette with the universe.
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don't eat chiccen nuggets if you were a chiccen in your last live. that'S cannibalism.
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Once you leave this room, will anything change?
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Jesus made a good profit
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bad luck not money is the root of all evil
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Post "Warmer" and "Colder" signs around and see if anyone follows them.
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If you don't take control of your mind, your mind will take control of you.
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A high IQ is equal to Neither truth nor wisdom.
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Use only as directed.
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ATTENTION: disregard this message
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Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell.
#2244 -405 = 2985 - 3390 - +
"Common Sense" is one of the great oxymorons, like "Happily Married" or "Military Intelligence".
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Whichever makes less sense at the time.
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The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and three hundred sixty-two admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need more supervision.
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It's always easier to just fall than to try to climb.
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It's never too late to start.
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I was a servant of god... Then I got fired.
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Capitalism eats itself -- while you wait
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Instead of pining after a vacation, set up a life you don't need to escape from.
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This message is thoughtcrime.
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BOnkbonkbonkbonk
Bonkbonk
Bonkbonkbonk
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Tits
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A prison becomes a home if you hold the key
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Life is like pudding; soft and squishy...
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there is something addicting about a secret.
      - j. edgar hoover
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j.m. barrie was an inncocent
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[insert witty meme here]
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Santanism is the practice of sacrificing your children to the false god of economic exponentialism.
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