Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Make it so!
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It's hard being yourself while everybody is watching.
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Animals can be driven crazy by placing too many in too small a pen.
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FREEDOM IS A VERB
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His philosophy was a mixture of three famous schools--the Cynics, the Stoics and the Epicureans - and summed up all three of them in his famous phrase, "You can't trust any bugger further than you can throw him, and there's nothing you can do about it, so let's have a drink."
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THE REVOLUTION

Tonight on channel 7
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pink is ok, too
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Certainty is the only uncertainty. All the rest is certain.
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Entropy is just improvement in disguise
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the stupid flesh has to come off
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Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
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Wait you're worried about your Boss seeing your e-mails?
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Confront the system.
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If you can this.... you can read
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as a child, we believed in santa clause. as adolescents, we believed in true love. as adults, we believe in god.
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The only truth is we perceive, yet this makes it the highest falsehood.
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They promised me fiery doom, but all i ever got was this lukewarm failure
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If money is a protocol for interchange, why is the world economy in a recession?
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There is a puppy in that room over there. If you think about the puppy, he dies a horrible death. Don't let the Puppy die.
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It's not that they die, but that they die like sheep.
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Things fell apart and nobody did much of anything
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To have nothing is impossible.
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Gravity is gay and Electro-magnetism is straight.
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If you meet John Galt on your path, kill him
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It is easier to be critical than correct.
-Benjamin Disraeli
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Love scares empty hearts
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If at first you don't succeed, try following the instructions.
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You're not a failure kid. It's just that your ideas are silly and dumb.
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Liking is not enough; we must share. Willing is not enough; we must post
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sometimes, i wish a star would have wished upon me, so then i would not have to wish upon one.
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cats are goddesses who are seceretly cotrolling you
 
just think on it.
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Vacuum packed for freshness.
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BROFIST
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Head Your mind!
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There is no Santa Claus. It's your parents. Same goes for Jesus.
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please change beliefs
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Regret and worry should cancel each other out.
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all truth is relative. if you think otherwise, you are absolutely wrong.
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teasing people sexually can have ugly consequences
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I've got an overload of bottomless thought right here in my left fist
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don't forget what you already know
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We can meet the end, naked and screaming, or we can suffer.
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i redundant already.
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anything is a legitimate area of investigation
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i know that i don't know.
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I may want to please people I care about, but I don't have to do it all the time.
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the voice of god is just a construct
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it can be helpful to keep going no matter what
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No matter where you go... there you are.
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if this is the best of all possible worlds, what are the others like ? - voltaire
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You have 30 seconds to forget this message
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THE MAP IS A DIFFERENT TERRITORY.
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It is hard to believe that a man is telling the truth when you know that you would lie if you were in his place.
-Henry Louis Mencken
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you're not important. Lucky you.
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You secretly think you deserve it, don't you?
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Do not open this door under any circumstances.
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masterbation? beats the fuck out of me!
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Laziness is a virtue.
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Kill time before it kills you!
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How many of your facebook posts are pearls before whine?
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There's a fine line between pride in one's identity and unearned moral superiority.
-Emily Bazelon
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Take the RED pill.
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empower proponents of peer pressure
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Refuse to be re-branded.
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coffee up or liquor down - it's bubbles, bubbles, crutch to crown
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All law and order is a temporary accident.
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This is not "This is not a pipe".
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The whole universe is trying to enlighten you. Will you let it?
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expressing anger is necessary
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adjust your tie.
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The Heirophant is Disguised and Confused.
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God is a word.
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go ahead and write something that makes you look more inteligent, original or sarcastic.
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time flows like a river, fruit flies like a banana
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hungry? eat me.
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eris gives you wings - to stay above the b.s.
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'Money doesn't grow on trees?' Yes it does. It's paper.
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As frightening as it may be, you are in control of your life. The government, your boss, and the NWO are powerless without you.
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Never trust translation programs online - they mislead you - happend to me often!
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revenge is sweet but enlightenment is sweeter still
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While I'm at it, can I ask you a rhetorical question?
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Almost half of them are BELOW AVERAGE!
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BUREAUCRACY, Theire on go on, theire on go on, theire one go on ... three times means Singing
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SIMPLIFY, CALCIFY, MUMMIFY.
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You can never trust a woman; she may be true to you.
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Burn my limbs if that's what makes you happy.
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The only way to amuse some people is to slip and fall on an icy pavement.
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antifart
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Life is one big theatre stage, only without an audience.
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Open horse fucking
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I'm not afraid of heights, its depths that get me.
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Why do you ask so many loaded questions?
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Stand up for what's right. Even if it's wrong.
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God made me an atheist.
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I'm just a box in a cage.
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USEFUL IS BEAUTIFUL
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Take the skin and peel it back... now doesn't it make you feel better?
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when something terrible happens people wake up
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I determined that when I grew up I was going to be a crackpot. (Kerry thornley)
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Open your mind to closed-mindedness.
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