Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Keep your mouth shut, bugs are about.
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What are you really thinking about?
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What nepotism is to dharma, despotism is to karma...
--Thus spake Sujata D.
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Subconscious included. Results may vary.
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you are now entering!
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Murphey's law always brings good luck, you mortals just don't see it that way.
(The Goddess Murphey)
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Satire is over.
Reality has made it obsolete.
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zed bed a loola, she's my baby...
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God isn't a cupcake: but what if He was?
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it is a miracle you have survived this long
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There is no gravity, the earth just sucks.
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Don't take life too seriously, you'll never get out alive
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Utopia, why?
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THE MAGNA CARTA (The Great Charter):
 
23. No village or individual shall be compelled to
make bridges at river banks, except those who from of
old were legally bound to do so.
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STOP YOUR CHILDREN FROM LEARNING!
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Question Authority; that's an order!
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THE REVOLUTION

Tonight on channel 7
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Is your right to forget unalienable?
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Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes.
-Oscar Wilde
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the past is dead country
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hail deep thought
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the restless soul must never be allowed confinement of expression
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Now walk 30 steps southwest.
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Some days it seems like the whole point of everything is just to laugh like a fucking goon.
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Don't open your eyes, you won't like what you see; the devils of truth steal the souls of the free... don't open your eyes, take it from me--I have found you can find happiness in slavery...
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no not ain't plz ----seysqezz ay
 
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Sanity isn't the survival trait it used to be.
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Laugh at this sentence, please.
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Everything you know is wrong!
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What poor gods we do make.
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In under 100 years, you will be dead.
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the way is already narrow without your help.
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The value of the internet was hyptertext. now we have monolithic, must-login sites that disallow outbound links. what will be the revolution now?
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NANOCHRISTFUUN
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I wish that this wish will be only half granted.
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Do you believe in the ideology becuase of the ideas or do you believe in the ideas because of the ideology?
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A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.
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is Joe apart of Nixon's Plumbers Union?
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Politics is war by other means
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If you didn't descend from apes, why are you constantly flinging shit?
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Look where all this talking got us, baby.
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cereal is the gateway drug, perfected
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Give up while your still where you started.
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the meek really will inherit the earth, 6 foot by 3 of it...
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IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK.
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Being a atheist and a discordian, is simply finding the beauty in chaos. but then, who defines chaos?
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Save the banks lol
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Two-faced book
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Life comes at you fast, if you're lucky.
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What's the worst that could happen if you told the truth?
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Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to flallop about wildly.
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YOU WIN! you found the hidden note. Re-Hide this note to receive GOOD LUCK
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care to expand?
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Pain = stupidity
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you can't fool others if you're fooling yourself
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SAVE US FROM WHAT WE WANT!
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sex differences are here to stay
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Many Tyrants become clowns, but few clowns become tyrants
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You should see a doctor immediately.
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all that litters is old
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#6546
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The placebo is the most potent drug on the market.
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Lions: 5, Christians: 0.
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You are now thinking manually.
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Beware of the false profit.
 
He stride for your shins.
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There is more than one way to shave a cat:
but generally only one reason to do it
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Call in Sick
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Abel had no descendants.
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A small mind is a tidy mind.
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Everybodie IS Slut because they wear Blue JEans
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A little bit, and a little bit, and a little bit more.
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Christ's teachings are in the public domain.
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Live. Learn. Leap..Love. ....Keep
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Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.
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I cannot tell a lie, but I promise that I will.
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It's nigh on time I started using this phrase.
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I was young and I needed the money
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If you want to see yourself in action, record your dreams.
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Criminals are made the moment a law is passed
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A lack of leadership is no substitute for inaction.
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happiness is not a birthright, you must be thinking of death.
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Concrete thinking is still a metaphor
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We learn from history that we do not learn from history.
-Georg Wilhelm F. Hegel
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Run, comrade, the old world is behind you!
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If you can see this, make sure they can't.
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Men do not despise a thief if he steals to satisfy his hunger when he is starving.
-Proverbs 6:30
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is this a stupid question?
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SILENCE
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change is valuable when the oppressed become tyrants
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Why don't you come down from your cross, take the wood, build a bridge, and get over it?
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I feel like eating an airplane.
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lOVE AND LOYALTY TO A GOVERNMENT IS STOCKHOLM SYNDROME
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Population Growth does not constitute Human Advancement
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A suspicious mind is a healthy mind
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the state calls its own violence law, but that of the individual crime. - max steiner
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Reason has nightmares of dancing.
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Repetition is a form of change.
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Why die today ? Pay the late fee and die next week!
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Humans sure have a strange way of dying.
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I am nothing. Nothing is perfect. Hence I am perfect.
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