Semi Official Memebomb Archive

There's nothing better than a BDSM fuck.
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wait,
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Nothing so much prevents our being natural as the desire to seem so.
-François, Duc de La Rochefoucauld
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Dick.
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Nostalgia is necrophilia.
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Concrete thinking is still a metaphor
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the voice of god is just a construct
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See side panel for exciting recipe ideas.
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Don't believe them, don't believe them, question everything you're told
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Lucifer goes to church.
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Politics has become a game of meaningless, mindless battles, conducted by unscrupulous methods and people, designed to transform even the most serious policy debates into sport.
-Al Gore, May 2006
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Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing.
-Oscar Wilde
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Gideons international are gestapo agents for Christianity
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Question reality.
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I see people dying all the time. Sometimes they laugh, sometimes their eyes roll, but i prefer when they just whimper; then i can at least eat my sandwich in peace.
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I never thought paperweights were useful until I opened my window
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Have you ever met a rational person?
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The universe is laughing behind your back.
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ERIS DID IT FOR TEH LULZ!!1
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Did your fork eat you with that butt?
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THE PENIS MIGHTIER THAN THE SWORD
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It is with a deep sense of joy and wonder that I wish these few larblishes help you shack off the smeckles of nimb lecklisness and brim qwirkqwishly in the deep helber swuag.
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belief is priceless
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We care about your saftey as much as you care about our profit margin. -The Mgt
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A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a Unicorn.
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the last will be first and the first shall be last. Those of us in the middle won't notice the difference
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The common man thirsts for the mediocre.
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WARNING: And how!
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We all know that no one understands anything that isn't funny.
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Ein Moment kann die Ewigkeit beteuten.
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God created the world and everything in it right after he found an instruction manual telling him how to do it.
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At least i know how to live a Painfull life instead of beeing death !
Question : "does that make me a Necron ?"
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the idiosyncratic has lost its authority
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I like going to the park and watching the children run around, because they don't know I'm using blanks. — Emo Philips
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Don't be fooled into thinking there has to be a reason for everything.
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Imagination is good, but don't forget that reality needs help to get there
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A mediocre idea that generates enthusiasm will go further than a great idea that inspires no one.
-Mary Kay Ash
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Be the Chaos you want to see in the world!
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i browse eye brows.
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Instead of pining after a vacation, set up a life you don't need to escape from.
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There are two kinds of people in the world: those who believe there are two kinds of people and those who don't.
-Benchley's Law of Distinction
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Liberty was that thing you lost when you "forgot" to vote because you took the wrong turn off the interstate and couldn't be arsed to turn around and go back, thirty seconds out of your way.
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You're all just individual people.... Neither you, nor your friends, nor you with all your friends and all of their friends together could possibly make a difference.
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"Discordia" is one letter change away from "dickordia"... Think about it.
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Let's be cruel!
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A good man has few enemies. A ruthless man has none.
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hungry? eat me.
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Greatness is a transitory experience. It is never consistent.
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Superstition is bad luck.
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Why is a raven like a writing-desk?
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In this world, truth can wait; she's used to it.
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You're paranoid for a reason.
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Blessed are they that Hunger and thirst for justice--Fuck-ed are they that develop a taste for it.
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Constant mutation is the key to self elevation
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You are MORTAL. You will die. SOON. Start living how you want to be remembered? Do it for us.
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Disregard any further announcements.
disregard any further announcements.
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I bet you stepped in it.
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Bacon transforms men into incredibly sensitive and generous lovers and guarantees women the longest and most intense orgasms imaginable.
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humor is a release
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I take a little solace in the fact that everyone who uses the term 'sheeple' learned it from someone else.
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If you bang your head against a brick wall long enough, do the colors of the pot and the kettle change so that they look different?
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Dont think! Just throw the golden apple!
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Confusion is paradise
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All supposedly 'selfless' acts are entirely selfish. when someone wants to give money to charity they are selfishly doing what they want to do.
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IF i go dO SOMETHING, THEN I WON'T BE DOING WHAT IT IS I'm DOING RIGHT NOW
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If I asked you to have sex with me, would you answer the same as you would to this question?
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Witchcraft always has a hard time, until it becomes established and changes its name.
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Your "Future" is in your "Past", but you aren't getting any younger.
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Anarchism is a game at which the police can beat you.
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I wish I could go home right now; there is nothing to do here.
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Talking donkeys my ass!
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do robots dream of electronic beeps?
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ARE YOU INTO A CUNNING LINGUIST?
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Why don't you come down from your cross, take the wood, build a bridge, and get over it?
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YOU WILL BEGIN TO SEE F E ACES IN THE PATTERNS OF NATUR
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Your paradigm is so intrinsic to your mental process that you are hardly aware of its existence, until you try to communicate with someone with a different paradigm.
- Donella Meadows
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physical culture is second best
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There are two kinds of fighters. Those who fight honorably and those who win.
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If your not confused your wrong
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No question is so difficult to answer as that to which the answer is obvious.
-George Bernard Shaw
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How do you make a cat go moo? Ask it "Does a dog have the Buddha-nature?"
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help me i've turned into paper
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To speak of right and wrong per se makes no sense at all. No act of violence, rape, exploitation, destruction, is intrinsically unjust, since life itself is violent, rapacious, exploitative, and destructive, and cannot be conceived otherwise.
-Friedrich Nietzsche
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dare to be smart
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Complicated machinery has had to be matched by complicated social arrangements, designed to work as smoothly and efficiently as the new instruments of production.
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It is immoral to be productive in a destructive system.
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Your mental conditions are not that interesting
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Objectivity is subjective
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WORK IN PROGRESS: we're trying to hide another U.F.O. right here, so don't care about us - we're working for you.
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It's not a benefit unless you use it.
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corporations are money obsessed sociopathic Voltrons that eat freedom and want you to be their tiger fists
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Talk to the next person that reads this
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MINDCRAFT
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I believe that everyone is entitled to my opinion.
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Laziness is a Parent of wisdom
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Your information train is jammed, man!
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LAws are made for Those who doesn't have need them
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I... have become... comfortably numb
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The revolution is over, and yet here you are.
It only takes one.
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Don't open a can labeled "Bees" and act surprised to find bees inside.
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