Semi Official Memebomb Archive

It's painful to suffer the bosses; it's even stupider to pick them.
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Don't quote this
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Part of me lives in this Universe.
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the zombie virus can travel through all sorts of media.
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EVERYTHING IS MEAT
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The most innocent members of our society suffer the most undue injustices on the largest scale, while child rapists receive better treatment; I'm talking about animals.
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Roll again.
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violence is permissible even desirable occasionally
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keep your eyes open
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They think you're weird.
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NOTHING IS IMMORAL, EVERYTHING IS FORBIDDEN.
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5 billion religious people and they can't get a conclusive answer on life after death.
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money can't buy you friends but it can get you a better class of enemy
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You are not a unique and wonderful being.
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War hath no fury like a non-combatant.
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Few things work up an appetite like good, wholesome, sadomasochistic sex.
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I'll get all of you someday. I'll wipe out your whole family.
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God doesn't believe in you, either.
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What's so funny 'bout Peace, Love, and Understanding?
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WILL TONY SOPRANO DIE BALD?
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Hail/Beware the heretical order of eternal anarchy
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If you want to follow the herd be selfish
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think for yourself, Schmuck!
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Babies enter the world screaming in terror :)
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Holy shit look over there --->
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--- 1st scanned image, in natural format.
http://web.me.com/dthoth/The_C.O.D./Welcome.html
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An obsession with authenticity is the surest sign of a poseur.
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if you fear death, relax, you'll live through it. . .or you wont.
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One man's theology is another man's belly laugh.
-Robert Heinlein
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When you work at the limits of your abilities, you can't possibly know what you're doing.
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Action, Anxiety, or Apathy. Choose.
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Disregard this line of text and everything after/before; I think it's nonsense
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YOU WIN! you found the hidden note. Re-Hide this note to receive GOOD LUCK
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Behind the mask, there is no face.
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TREY CRAY
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HERE YOU ARE... THERE YOU GO.
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The revolution is over, and yet here you are.
It only takes one.
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"Ahem," said the king, "tomorrow you will all be dead, so make sure to pack your things tonight; i told you yesterday and look what happened."
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it is heroic to try to stop time
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orthodoxy is coming back in a big way quick deflate the balloons
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i just tooted. nope, that was doodoo.
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If you hit a man over the head with a fish, he'll have a headache for a day. But if you teach a man to hit himself over the head with a fish, he'll have headaches for the rest of his life.
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IH8UFUHQ2
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Real men don't essentialize gender
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The Beginning is Near.
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out of chaos comes wisdom
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If life gives you lemons, build a rocket-powered lemon gun.
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Specialization is for insects
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Swim through the fire for a new haircut
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The world owes all its onward impulses to men ill at ease. The happy man confines himself within ancient limits.
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There's nothing better than a BDSM fuck.
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Universal quantifications are always wrong.
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Where there's a will, I want to be in it.
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If opportunity knocks, go to bed with your pants on.
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There's $30 hidden around here.
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it's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
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A blurred mind changes its orbit
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Knock knock. Who is there? Soup. Soup who? SOUPERMAN
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Being a doormat gets you walked on.
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Your Government is like Bernie Madoff with an army.
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You SHOULD have picked door number 2!
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The difference between a sexuality and a paraphilia is the press
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no one knows about the walls we are surrounded by now
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Right side up, sunny side down
pain is the smile on the face of a clown
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I may see the glass as half-empty but it makes me happy cuz I know I'm that much closer to being drunk.
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There is nothing special about the mind.
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Why didn't you?
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"SENATOR" IS AN ACRONYM FOR "TREASON".
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I see incipient boredom in the faces of all around me. woe is them! Especially that loser in my mirror. no way is that me...
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Who are you? Why?
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Don't panic.
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I will now demonstrate my time mach...
I will now demonstrate my time mach...
I will now demonstrate my time machine !
Huh, the batteries are already dry?
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Never reconstruct the indestructible
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Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique and not too much imagination.
-Christopher Isherwood
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Sinister Dexter has a broken spirometer.
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faithfulness is a social not a biological law
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Simulate yourself
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Actions speak louder than words... but nothing speaks louder than they who take no action
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iPods are made of people!
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HORROR IS MIRTH
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MAKE IT STOP
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We seldom attribute common sense except to those who agree with us.
-La Rochefoucauld
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'Paradox ridicules the sound of irony laughing at you'-
FUCKING AsHOLEY!
 
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23rd St. Most Unholy Recomboblutated Night of the DissedOrder of the Pentagonal Footstall Sir J. Bacon. -Prof. of Doctorates.
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The free market never cured malaria.
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Laugh for 10-15 mins or until hysterically screaming
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The mainstream is; Warm and Cozy; Running down my thigh.
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When someone starts telling you about The Truth, run!
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where there is no war, peace is about to be screwed.
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Everybody ought to have a maid.
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Only bad music has any meaning
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Do you feel that life is a never-ending elusion of grandeur?
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It is my firm belief that it is a mistake to hold firm beliefs.
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I’m Not Delusional, I’m An Entrepreneur
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Beware of a tall dark man with a spoon up his nose.
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toilet paper is racist, until you use it, then, it becomes culturally enriched!
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If Two People are arguing and neither has an opinion, which one is right?
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The hidden hand of the market will never work without a hidden fist.
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Momomoto, Famous Japanese, can swallow his nose.
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While you were reading this, my invisible friend stole your wallet.
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Schplie!!!! at random
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