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Surgeon General's Warning: independent thought is hazardous to the establishment.
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You have been selected for a secret mission.
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The real measure of your wealth is how much you'd be worth if you lost all your money.
-unknown
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knowledge should be advanced at all costs
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Objectivity is subjective
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You now have Asian Flu.
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History is the study of the world's crime.
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The Establishment would like to thank you for your continued support.
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Philosophy is masturbation, it achieves hardly anything and won't get you far in life, but it feels good so we do it anyway.
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If you take too long in deciding what to do with your life, you'll find you've done it.
-George Bernard Shaw
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All utopias are fucked from the beginning. That doesn't mean we should give up trying though.
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You either wait your turn or you make your turn
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CHILDISH AND CHILDLIKE ARE NOT THE SAME.
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There is no conspiracy.
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Strike any user to continue.
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Do you own your own reality tunnel?
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Cogito Ergo Periculosus - I Think, Therefore, I am Dangerous
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i can't do that yet.
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Admiration: Our polite recognition of another's resemblance to ourselves.
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all truth is relative. if you think otherwise, you are absolutely wrong.
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You are a target audience. Duck!
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Those who can, do; those who can't, simulate.
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The Ideal is in thyself, the impediments too is in thyself.
-Thomas Carlyle
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Denn alles was ensteht ist wert, dass es zugrunde geht.
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Never eat more than you can lift.
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Welcome home
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They hang the man and flog the woman
That steal the goose from off the common
But let the greater villain loose
That steals the common from the goose.
- England, 18th cent.
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regarding the cross, only the vatican and the queen know the answer... and neither one is telling.
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hate speech?
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No us, no them; ONLY THE UNIVERSE.
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No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
-Groucho Marx
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Enough glass in your diet?

Smash -HERE- to find out
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What happens when we make machines make us make them make us into them?
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warning: the sky really is falling
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Freedom is a lie, but lies will make you free.
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Narrow Mindedness is an awful condition to contract.
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if one lives long enough in chaos it happend that the things Order oneself - or Themself - LOL
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Far duller than a serpent's tooth it is to spend a quiet youth.
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There were no zero sum games until we made them.
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Prop Up The System!
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In fighting amongst the slaves makes owning the slaves easier.
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HIMEOBS: Yuo can't paddle fast enough.
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Within 24 hours, something will happen to you. Don't be afraid. It's the beginning of a story.
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In the long run we are all dead.
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"If you sleep on it, all you will have is dreams"-KSC
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raise boys and girls the same way
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Smile or I'll kill you.
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Money often costs too much.
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
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In the land of the dickless the man with one nut is king
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Truly great madness cannot be achieved without significant intelligence.
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Whoever said love was an ocean probably drowned.
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The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt.
-Bertrand Russell
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sometimes, i backslide into religion.
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nothing here, have you checked somewhere else?
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When in doubt, fuck it. When not in doubt... get in doubt!
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For how long are things what they seem After I skinny Dip through your waking Dream.
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The biggest mistake ever done was giving you a keyboard and access to the internet
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Every element of structure you incorporate into your life will reprogram you.
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The Creator is the Destroyer.
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Singular Souls Siphoning Shiva
this is the holy dance which ends the world
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Nothing Serious Ever Happens
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life = murder
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check the euclideanness of the geometry before entering the room
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Two-faced book
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Mmm. I forgot about that.
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the voice of god is just a construct
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Zeal is it's own excuse
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Soil isn't a document
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How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.
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Wrong is the natural state of the world
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Fuck the whales, save the banks!
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Property doth make cowards of us all
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The risk I took was calculated, but man am I bad at math.
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You better know
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It is not the death of the government but rather the death of it's people that destroys freedom
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Reality is one big conspiracy against faith.
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Noone knows our destination.
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The optimist thinks this is the best of all possible worlds. The pessimist is afraid that it is.
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Rebels died for your right to obey.
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Life's tough, ain't it?
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Who watches the watchers?
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Psychedelic drugs are illegal because where time is used as an implement of criminal punishment, distorting the perception of time is a revolutionary act.
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What is man but a bridge between animal and superman?
Man must continually climb upon his own shoulders in order to see beyond himself-thus spake zarathustra
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Tomorrow's just an excuse away!
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Every absurdity has a champion to defend it.
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Everybody looks brave holding a machine gun.
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down with lies?
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If there's an almighty god who's not a failure, the one you've been hearing about could only be an impostor. But that only makes sense if you're sane, and as saint paul amply demonstrated, sanity is overrated.
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Lives no longer feel like stories
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How many of your facebook posts are pearls before whine?
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Art is whatever you can get away with
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If you can't write history, write the future.
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Deceive boys with toys, but men with oaths.
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Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain - and most fools do.
-Dale Carnegie
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WELL YOU KNOW THEY SAY, "EVERYTHING CAN END WITH A RAZOR!".
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Patriotism isn't about being a better citizen, it's about demanding a better country.
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you read my fucking mind
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Knock knock. Who is there? Soup. Soup who? SOUPERMAN
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This is 'not cricket'.
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class action is a nice idea with no substance
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