Semi Official Memebomb Archive

All biography is ultimately fiction.
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Congregation, please be seated
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Proper noun noun proper noun noun verb verb proper noun noun
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i don't have expectations; i have hopes. i don't have plans; i have dreams. i don't have a future; i have a life. and that is infinitely better.
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HAIL THIS GOURD! -Q
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Please use your natural reaction.
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We learn from history that we do not learn from history.
-Georg Wilhelm F. Hegel
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Mmm. I forgot about that.
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Do Not Remove
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Quiet! The ears have walls!
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Until you realize the power of an archetype/symbol, it's just another bar in your cell.
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In the guise of noise, he receives a clarifying signal
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levity sucks.
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Let a fool hold his tongue and he will pass for a sage.
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Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell.
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Where in the Waste is the Wisdom?
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Government Complaints Box
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Nostalgia is necrophilia.
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I can't see Half the things I believe in!
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EXECUTE ALL CURIOUS CATS IMMEDIATELY!
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Truly I say to you, he who seeks, shall find: and quite often, he shall wish he hadn't.
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a penny saved is a penny spurned
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what a drag it is getting sold
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The world doesn't stop just because you are having a shitty day.
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Taze a kitten!
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calm is more conductive to creativity than is anxiety
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I disagree with your opinion, but I will defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.
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"We think that a powerful and vigorous movement is impossible without differences — "true conformity" is possible only in the cemetery."
- Joseph Stalin.
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Your insistence in objective truth is making me want to tell you grander lies
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Evolution IS Genocide
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Hokum all ye faithful
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He sells contact lenses for a cubist world
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ŀóŵēŕçàšĕ ïš řęáł
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Their planet's surface is characterized by a ceaseless wind much like the kind made by speaking through loose fitting dentures or the nocturnal nostril noises of snoring somnambulists.
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Congratulations! Your next clue is: http://bit.ly/e2JVA6
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the past is dead country
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It is what it is, is it not? it is not. What is it?
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dependence can be a meal ticket
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I invented plagiarism.
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The decision doesn't have to be logical, it was unanimous.
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Don't speculate on a mirror.
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The Eleventh Commandment: Thou shalt not get caught.
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In a world this absurd the sane man realizes that he has no grasp on reality.
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Look up.
(written on the sidewalk)
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This sticker is upside-down.
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I believe that everyone is entitled to my opinion.
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mttv
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if you see buddha on the road, give him a doughnut.
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I can insist on my rights and still be a good person
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tHERE IS NO SUCH THING AS: SUPERNATURAL. just because its wierd to you or you cant understand it doesnt make it outside of nature.
 
  
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Is this really worth it?
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i think therefore i think i am
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Don't lie, don't steal, and don't play in the mud.
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Fight apathy or don't.
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Vanilla extract
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please change beliefs
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the void does not exist
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Normal is not the same thing as average.
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DECOLONIZE ALL GENITALS
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Stop by the eternal throne and take a right turn, there you will find a shovel. Dont dig!
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I know where I came from -- but where did all you zombies come from?
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Your paradigm is so intrinsic to your mental process that you are hardly aware of its existence, until you try to communicate with someone with a different paradigm.
- Donella Meadows
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we take the naps we think we deserve.
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What you change, changes you.
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We don't take no shit from a machine.
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Rigor Mortis is just the start of a new adventure
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attention solipsists: you are not alone!
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expressing anger is necessary
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Corporations are money obsessed sociopathic Voltrons that eat freedom and want you to be their tiger fists.
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If you believe that, I wonder what you'll believe when your eventually convinced its a lie.
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If you read this you will die.
To late..
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Don't be fooled by appearances; I am a surveillance camera.
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Adapt or die!
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I'll be back.
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Warning: mind The Gap.
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Smile for the camera!
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This sentence is indeterminate.
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It is what it is, is it not? it is not.
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Convulsion, subversion, defection
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STOP. Is your children learning?
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Your freedom is not under attack, in order to attack a thing it must exist.
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I'm better than you.
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I just talked with Jesus with my Ouija board, he told me to tell you "Sup"
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LEAD ME TO YOUR TAKER EARTHLING!
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we stand on the shoulders of midgets
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Seriously, in another second or two, you're going to really hate yourself for having read the entirety of this self-indulgent abortion of a sentence.
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You are now breathing manually.
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BUREAUCRACY, Theire on go on, theire on go on, theire one go on ... three times means Singing
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There are two kinds of people; those who can complete a thought
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it can be helpful to keep going no matter what
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I WOULD LIKE TO ASSERT DIRECT CONTROL OF ANYTHING THAT CAN PET CHAO. CHAO MUST DEVELOP A GOOD HEART.
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God is an excuse.
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There's no such thing as a free world
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The way up and the way down is one and the same.
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I am Zorkon, this is my brother Zenon, and this is my other brother Zenon.
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offer very little information about yourself
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REMEMBER: KING KONG DIED FOR YOUR SINS
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Moving parts in rubbing contact require lubrication to avoid excessive wear.
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ISIS ISIS ISIS, RA RA RA!
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