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Workers of the world, have fun! [Mimics "Workers of the world, unite!"]
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I am sooo DE-VO! How long can this go on?!
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Curiosity killed the cat, or that's what we assume as it never came back.
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Calm down, your heart is beating a little too fast right now.
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people won't behave if they have nothing to lose
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if the average woman wold rather have beauty than brains, it's because the average man can see better than he can think. - gregory benford
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With age, ignorant altruism looks more and more like calculated wickedness.
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Think for your snuff and question everything you nose.
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LEAD ME TO YOUR TAKER, HUMAN!DI
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asshole
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All urban myths suggest HIMEOBS
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wacked lives shatter
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I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too.
— Mitch Hedberg
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I can see you
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Everybody ought to have a maid.
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there is chaos in order
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Is "who knows" a rhetorical question?(?)
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be careful what you search for. You may find it.
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You've been watching us but we've been watching you. Who are you with?
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I don't know if it's lonely at the top
but it's pretty crowded at the bottom
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Opportunity doesn't knock
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Art is dead, don't consume its corpse.
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Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.
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beat violence!
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[copper] Conduct a Fucking Thought [/zinc]
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PROMISES PRIMACES
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if you fear death, relax, you'll live through it. . .or you wont.
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if fascism cam to americait would be on a program of americanism. - h. long
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Why do you believe that you're reading this?
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Did I just say that out loud?
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Stop believing, start thinking.
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After all, we only go around once. There's really no time to be afraid.
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If at first you don't succeed, quit; don't be a nut about success.
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Fashion a sword from the shards of your broken dreams.
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Even if God existed, it would be necessary to abolish him.
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HE WHO SO SHALL, SO SHALL HE WHO.
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just believing something can make it happen
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If you Fall in a pit of spiders, just ensure that they are at least marsupials.
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Life is the stuff that happens to you while you're making other plans.
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This is now part of your day.
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You are now breathing manually.
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Okay now recite the alphabet from 0
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This is part of a dream you're going to have tonight
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spend your fucking time any fucking way you fucking feel like. everything's going to be fine.
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bETTER LISTEN BETTER.
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The two most common things in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.
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warning: you are now entering a bullshit free zone.
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Who is Hagbard Celine?
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It's true what they say about women. It's an irregular plural.
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the idiot in the box looks at the idiot in the box and ___
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Your information train is jammed, man!
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Everything is real, the false things are just a different kind of reality
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What if you're never going to hit rock bottom?
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We are the music-makers. And we are the dreamers of the dreams.
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The important thing is not to stop questioning.
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Holiness is just a lobotomy away!
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it's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
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When the axe came into the forest, the trees said, 'The handle is one of us.'
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my name is legion because my mistakes are many
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question Again: "Would this or that complete the real amazing helium Deathstar ?"
 
Zero 2 Silent Z
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12 OHlauer st. 12OHST. Yallah 23
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Established government defends its monopoly on terrorism by killing its competitors.
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This sentence will not prompt you to think of that thing.
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Blessed are they with a good left hook.
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-hyphencypher-
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This is a message from the past. RSVP.
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the essencial meaning before poee is the weight of this aphorism on flax
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Is the earth really rotating, or did i not drink enough ?
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Baby be my queen forever and ever.
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That that is is that that is not is not is that it it is
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               vagina dentata
 
(...at #5582, apparently this is the first meme to mention vagina? or are these meme edited and purged?)
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In a world this absurd the sane man realizes that he has no grasp on reality.
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If a family member dies, would you delete their Mii from the family Wii?
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Whose eyes are your eyes?
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Less is a possibilty
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Art is dangerous
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Common sense is neither.
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Ask not what your country can do for you, it's really not that interested
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Fuck the Man, he needs it.
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Fight apathy or don't.
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The purpose of accepting authority is to learn to outgrow it.
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NECROBLUMPKINFELCHER
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go down and drown'd
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Get paranoid to act fast.
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boredom makes you do crazy things
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Kill time before it kills you!
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Hatred may breed contempt, but ignorance invites it in for dinner.
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everything counts in large amounts
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Collapse the state of mind
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Reality does not give a shit about your opinions
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Beware of a tall dark man with a spoon up his nose.
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ANYONE WHO REFUSES TO ADMIT THAT THEY'RE AN IDIOT IS A FOOL!
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If money is a protocol for interchange, why is the world economy in a recession?
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do those you perceive as self-righteous think of you as the same?
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Rudeness is a weak man's imitation of strength.
-Eric Hoffer
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Try to alter the way you interact with the people around you. I dare you!
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Try enjoying yourself. Everyone else has.
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The gateway drug was shut so we can hotbox this joint with tobacco.
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Change is NOT coming. It has never gone away.
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Moderation is... luke-warm tea, the devils own brew!
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