Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Admiration: Our polite recognition of another's resemblance to ourselves.
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Why is it we can see the foolishness of the blind leading the blind, and yet miss the same pitiful futility of the sane leading the sane?
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Many Tyrants become clowns, but few clowns become tyrants
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When the naive man admits his naivete, he is no longer naive. Thus, all people are regarded by society as either ignorant or a liar.
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Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing.
-Oscar Wilde
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most of the high points of my life involved drugs
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The darkest aspect of human nature: We are often afraid of the Light.
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There is no law that says that other people's opinions are more valid than mine.
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uranus is a gas-giant.
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Nothing is true. Everything is permitted.
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No matter where you go... there you are.
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Avast! More sentence-tubes!
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Collect to reject
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Initiative comes to those who wait.
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This sign is not self-referential.
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satanism is a christian's way of becoming enlightened.
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Context does.
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Truly, the road to enlightenment is like unto half a mile of broken glass.
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Don't worry over what other people are thinking about you. They're too busy worrying over what you are thinking about them.
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peer amid the all-seeing eye.
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it's a headless blunder
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Enlightenment won't save you any more than God will.
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This is the only warning I'm allowed to give you.
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as with all men, his lot was to live in bad times.
          - j. l. Borges
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if you don't vote you can't complain; if you did vote for these idiots you really can't complain.
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The mainstream is a sewer.
Learn to swim.
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abort that defeatist
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Liberty was that thing you lost when you relished being a dumb American rather than an informed world inhabitant.
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Discordianism: Paint Thinner for the Soul.
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Entropy is just improvement in disguise
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WARNING: The vomitous nature of certain sequences may be emotionally hazardous for the squeamish or those with weak hearts.
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if i could turn you on, if I could drive you out of your wretched mind, if i could tell you I would let you know. - ronald d. laing
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God supports believers, but he definitely prefers atheists.
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Remember to forget sometimes.
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I participate
 
you participate
 
we participate
 
they decide..
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Less is a possibilty
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JUST BECAUSE YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED, DOESN'T MEAN THAT I'M OFFENSIVE LIKE YOUR MOTHER IS, BITCH!
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if one lives long enough in chaos it happend that the things Order oneself - or Themself - LOL
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Now Accepting New Patience
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one love
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This is a pipe.
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The Delta-United Ring Formation Theory states that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage.
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whatever you do today, please, make sure you lock the doors.
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Necessity never made a good bargain.
-Benjamin Franklin
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Bela Lugosi's dead. How about you?
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Believing in rebirth is the same as admitting defeat
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Laugh, and the world ignores you. Crying doesn't help either.
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The television will not be revolutionized.
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Discordianism: It stirs the coffee.
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"you can't find some things on the internet." Are you sure? I'd better go look that up.
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I suspect God of being a leftist intellectual.
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If I didn't achieve my goals, that doesn't mean I didn't go about seeking them in a skillful manner.
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What just happened?
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your opinions are just that. opinions. don't force them on other people.
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Run. You're watching you.
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There's a war for your mind, are you losing it?
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hope is self-replicating
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i've never seen a skull that wasn't smiling.
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There is some fiction in your truth, and some truth in your fiction.
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elaboration is a form of pollution
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When I grow up, I want to be a dull working class citizen with a wife and kids and a male archetypal hobby.
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Did you poop my pants or did my poop pants in MY poop?
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You're so hardcore, you're punk rock.
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you smell like your mistress.
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Spacetime isn't curved, it's positively bent.
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It's all in the mind, ya know.
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I'M RUNNING OUT OF TIME RIGHT NOW.
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How am I not who I Am?
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Do or do not there is no try. Is not trying doing in parts?
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I'm not afraid of heights, its depths that get me.
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We must think of beauty as what we are, or the concept itself becomes our enemy.
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sometimes, i backslide into religion.
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i have no enemies. just potential recruits.
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DO NOT DEFACE THIS SIGN SUCKS
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When the winds of change blow hard enough even the most trivial of things can turn into deadly projectiles.
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Be eaten by babies
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Well, it looks like blind, screaming hedonism won out.
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FREE, take one--they belong to Lars Ulrich.
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kill someone today
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Do you fnord if I fnord your fnord?
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Kill your idols before they kill you
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You are not ahead of the curve. There is no curve.
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The silver-lineing comes unstiched
caught in the twig of a broom of a witch
falls to the ground where you toil
at your feet it's just foil
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May the road rise up and fall on you.
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Help! I cannot eat my own brain!
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Rebel against this command.
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Are you still awake?
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Express yourself through supreme bovinity.
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This is not simply entertainment.
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I'd rather be a rising ape than a falling angel.
--Terry pratchett
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Social norms are for the weak.
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Get a hat! Get a hairy hat!
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They hang the man and flog the woman
That steal the goose from off the common
But let the greater villain loose
That steals the common from the goose.
- England, 18th cent.
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Beware of false profits
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Security Through Obscurity
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My, don't we all look _smashing_ in red.
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impulsive decisions are adventurous decisions.
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Maybe i'm dyslexic... Maybe i'm Agnostic... Maybe i'm an Insomniac. Either way this matters not, because every night i lie awake wondering about dog!
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Open horse fucking
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