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This is a pipe.
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THEY CALL IT A REVIVAL WHEN IT'S A RENEWAL.
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Things are great because great men did them. Men are great because they did great things.
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KING KONG DIED FOR YOUR SINS
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Reality is but lies and truth is but fear
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How many people stood exactly where you are now?
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Welcome to the English Language, population: Not You.
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anger or hate can be a useful motivating force
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God is dead, long live God
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The day we make a solar powered tank will be a bittersweet day for humanity, indeed.
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there are no answers. only questions. BE YOUR OWN FUCKING MESSIAH.
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Before saving the world, first do the dishes.
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Collect to reject
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THINK SHARPER, NOT HARDER, DIVIDE AND CONQUER!
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This sign is not for you.
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theft is the liberty of property
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Normal is a curve.
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IF SOMEONE CUTS DOWN A TREE IN THE FOREST
DO THEY MAKE A NOISE WHEN IT FALLS ON THEM
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as a child, we believed in santa clause. as adolescents, we believed in true love. as adults, we believe in god.
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The best thing a true patriot can do is take down his own government.
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Free will is compulsory.
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NANODICK
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Ordinarily, I'd take you in my court and try you and hang you. But if you've got money for whiskey, I guess we can dispense with those proceedings.
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You aren't the chosen one, get back to work.
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Necessity never made a good bargain.
-Benjamin Franklin
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Everybody is only thinking about themselves, only i AM thinking about myself.
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Bored people are boring people.
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Remember how it stung?
Who even asked for Sympathy?
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This is reality. Logic has no place in the real world.
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How many of your facebook posts are pearls before whine?
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the revolution is begining ...everyone turn to the left
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Kill your idols before they kill you
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Making something illegal only makes it illegal.
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Would you vote for a guy who wants to govern you?
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"Common Sense" is one of the great oxymorons, like "Happily Married" or "Military Intelligence".
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Who loathes you, and who do you love? CTHULHU!
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science depends upon causality. causality is a matter of faith.
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Some people in this country dont have maps
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WARNING: The vomitous nature of certain sequences may be emotionally hazardous for the squeamish or those with weak hearts.
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If at first, the idea is not absurd,
don't panic. - a datable mrs.
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They hang the man and flog the woman
That steal the goose from off the common
But let the greater villain loose
That steals the common from the goose.
- England, 18th cent.
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I prefer to think of them as the Ten Suggestions.
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Nothing happens for a reason; when it does, pay attention.
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NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
 NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
  NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
   NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
    NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
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It is what it is and it aint what it aint. if it was what it aint, then it aint what it was - ryan dobson
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Normal is not the same thing as average.
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Rebels died for your right to obey.
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Even if you are on the right track you'll get run over if you just sit there!
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Where is rez ist when i need her?
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don't eat chiccen nuggets if you were a chiccen in your last live. that'S cannibalism.
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Everything you know... is just that.
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There are many here among us who feel that life is but a joke.
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people who don't work with their hands are parasites
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ERIS DID IT FOR TEH LULZ!!1
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Plagiarism is necessary; progress implies it.
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lack of charisma can be fatal
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ASSHOLE ANAGRAMS: LAS SHEOL, HELO ASS, AS HOLES, HE LASSO, LOSES HA, SOLES HA, SHE ALSO, HOE LASS, HE A LOSS, HO SALES, SO LEASH, SO HEALS, SO HAS EL...
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R.I.P - Habeus Corpus 1782-2006
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I wanna cast magic missile at the darkness!!!
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Try reading this page out loud.
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annoy the boring
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MONEY DOESN'T BUY HAPPINESS. IT JUST BRIBES MISERY TO GO AWAY AND BOTHER SOMEONE ELSE FOR A WHILE.
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HERE YOU ARE... THERE YOU GO.
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Admiration: Our polite recognition of another's resemblance to ourselves.
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Support free enterprise: shoplift.
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Don't panic.
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Ye of many faiths
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Jesus was a profit.
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"Should we decide this democratically?"
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Your mental conditions are not that interesting
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Personally, I blame society
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catholics sacrafice to katholo, muslims to (muslim)mamo, and i could play the bango til the motherfucker broke
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Do you know God is a Crazy Woman? I don't.
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I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
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the worst feeling isn't losing someone you love. and it's not loving someone who won't love you back. it's wholeheartedly and unstoppably loving someone who does not love you...anymore.
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The real Supreme Court meets up here
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The rarity of genuine feeling in human society sometimes makes me stop in the street to watch a dog gnawing a bone.
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The solution is part of the problem.
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Seize the means of collapse.
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GOD help us...help us lose our minds.
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I live like this 'cuz I like it; I've seen too much to pretend
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can't spell "culture" without "cult"...
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Jesus died for your sensei.
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I determined that when I grew up I was going to be a crackpot. (Kerry thornley)
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remember to react
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Guy Debord is dead, don't consume his corpse.
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There is no real secret to feeling OK.
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i have no enemies. just potential recruits.
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Space Bar. The zen stick in the keyboard, and the key of the board aboard the space-bar.
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There is an exception to every rule. Chaos is everywhere!
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Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
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Don't fart then inhale it
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“Habeas Corpus” doesn't mean “Play Dead”
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Nothing is true. Everything is permitted.
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JESUS ALSO WASHED THE FEET OF JUDAS.
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We intend to destroy all dogmatic verbal systems.
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It's yuor pet hate.
Keep it out of my face.
I'm allergic to dumb animals.
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It's always been and always will be the same in the world: The horse does the work and the coachman is tipped.
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You'll be old soon, and worthless, right?
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To annoy a conservative, tell him a lie.
To annoy a liberal, tell him the truth!
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