Semi Official Memebomb Archive

It's your fault we're cheating.
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opacity is an irresistible challenge
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Greatness is a transitory experience. It is never consistent.
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THIS MACHINE LIES
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There is no such thing as innocence, only varying degrees of guilt.
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That was a bad idea.
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What Would Paris Do?
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Can I ask you a rhetorical question?
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Recycle your pets
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What could possibly go wrong?
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-----Remember , everything is possible , except if you can not do it.
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Yield to oncoming traffic.
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Life is Beautiful. It is the world sucks.
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My favorite weapon is the look in your eyes
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You mean you need drugs to hallucinate?
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Xyzzy doesn't mean shit.
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A naked mind is sexy.
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Moderation is... luke-warm tea, the devils own brew!
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The End is Further Away Than You Think
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ignoring enemies is the best way to fight
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Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person.
-Mark Twain
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They can take our guns, but they can't take our ignorance!
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You have 30 seconds to forget this message
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the idiosyncratic has lost its authority
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All things being equal, fat people use more soap.
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Hurry up and make yourself important so you can make things easier for the rest of us.
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SLACK: Get it while you can.
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Confront the system.
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Jesus made a good profit
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That that is is that that is not is not is that it it is
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Rational explanations only trump irrational explanations with other rational people.
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if there was no money, we would all be rich.
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150 years ago the entire worlds population did not exist. 150 years from now every living human will be dead.
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Never go up against a Sicilian when death's on the line!
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Then they came for me
and there was no one left to speak out for me.
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That's a fish and you know it!
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Evolution doesn't take prisoners.
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that which nourishes me, destroys me.
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Don't think
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The only difference between a rut and a grave is their dimensions.
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I’m Not Delusional, I’m An Entrepreneur
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THIS IS WHAT DISCORDIANS ACTUALLY BELIEVE
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A good man has few enemies. A ruthless man has none.
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prison: if you have the time, we have the space.
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Why didn't you?
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Think for your snuff and question everything you nose.
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The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was.
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That sickening feeling when you realize you've lost your cellphone will soon be permanent
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Hypocrisy has saved us from many bad ideas that might otherwise have been practiced as well as preached.
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96% of people believe made-up statistics, just like this one.
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Let's please save all of the monsters from certain (and uncertain) death!
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Superstition brings bad luck.
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a sincere effort is all you can ask
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We are the ones who seem to travel through time
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you must disagree with authority figures
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The only thing that applies to every physical phenomenon in the universe is the "Your Mom" joke.
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"Should we decide this democratically?"
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OUT OFN ORDER
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I'm still trying to find pricing for billboard space.
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Consume, conform, OBEY!
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Welcome to the English Language, population: Not You.
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BUREAUCRAZY
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Adeptness is a Debt to Subject and Predicate
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There are three kinds of people; those who can count and those who can't.
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i can't do that yet.
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If a million people believe a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing.
-Anatole France
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You're standing in it now.
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History is a circle jerk of hurt and damage
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Sometimes joke underpants are still underpants.
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MAKE SHIT. DO SHIT. BE SHIT.
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Stop believing, start thinking.
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OK Soda emphatically rejects anything that is not OK, and fully supports anything that is
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Achacha
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if you have many desires your life will be interesting
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escape from libtardia.
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Stop history
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Can I askew a question?
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Blessed are the confused, for they shall be amused.
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seize the means of imagination
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The liberation of humanity will be total or it will not be.
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If one could vote against a candidate, would most elections end up with negative counts?
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THE MACHINE STOPS, BUT THE ROBOT IS DREAMING
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My, don't we all look _smashing_ in red.
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Protection when you least expect it
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There's $30 hidden around here.
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In the Church, some men put on priestly robes to devote themselves to spreading the message of Christ just as other men do so at the prospect of sexually exploiting vulnerable children; likewise with the state. Some men and women become police officers in the hope of protecting the innocent and upholding the law while others do so to hit people with sticks and extort drugs or sexual favours from the victims of the state.
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Fine, DON'T have a nice day, see if I care.
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practice random acts
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The only real sins are selfishness and ignorance.
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For such a cute kid, you sure turned out ugly.
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Apocalypse!
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Don't believe you know - know you believe
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you can't find some things on the internet.
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We're not doing scientific research, we're killing people.
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Collect to reject
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If you understand, things are just as they are; if you do not understand, things are just as they are.
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Immorality: The morality of those who are having a better time.
-Henry Louis Mencken
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wishing things away is not effective
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Of all forms of caution, caution in love is the most fatal.
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You are literate
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