One Sentence Memebombs Database

Reality is the temporary resultant of the struggle between rival gangs of programmers.

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Talk to the next person that reads this

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Sometime's people's illusions don't want people to hear the truth because they'll be destroyed.

#4869 -298 = 2052 - 2350 - +

looking for god? there is a rabbit in the moon, seriously turn your head to the right. now thats a good diety. the rabbit. hail eris and hump alot

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Beneath the paving stones - the beach!

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Change your mind, it's starting to smell.

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the zombie virus can travel through all sorts of media.

#4131 -309 = 2302 - 2611 - +

Do you mistake your inner monologue for reality?

#3640 -285 = 2155 - 2440 - +

Life size models of Cthulhu, on sale now!

#1979 -304 = 2093 - 2397 - +

A little madness now and then is relished by the wisest men.

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Makes little sense when applied to its quotation

#2018 -303 = 1944 - 2247 - +

It's OK to want or need something from someone else

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there's nothing left for the bleeding aristocrats here.

#6478 -183 = 1117 - 1300 - +

The Heirophant is Disguised and Confused.

#2686 -268 = 2296 - 2564 - +

Appreciate Chaos

#4561 -319 = 2152 - 2471 - +

The only realistic plan for world peace, NUKE THE MOON!!!!

#4451 -282 = 2230 - 2512 - +

i is imaginary.

#3875 -346 = 1889 - 2235 - +

A year from now, what will I wish I had done today?

#5300 -287 = 2013 - 2300 - +

2+2=5 for extremely large values of 2

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outside a repository for art: "But . . . is it an art museum?"

#2255 -285 = 2092 - 2377 - +

Please use other door.

#2304 -288 = 2177 - 2465 - +

Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing.
-Oscar Wilde

#1206 -286 = 1926 - 2212 - +

manual labor can be refreshing and wholesome

#2027 -328 = 2089 - 2417 - +

Why are you too good to die?

#3210 -266 = 2111 - 2377 - +

It is what it is, is it not? it is not. What is it?

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Talking's not illegal, baby.

#3472 -260 = 2628 - 2888 - +

wait faster

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Few things work up an appetite like good, wholesome, sadomasochistic sex.

#1238 -289 = 1858 - 2147 - +

Keep up and be ahead

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The goodness of the true pun is in the direct ratio of its intolerability.

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Don't take life too seriously, you'll never get out alive

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If graffiti changed anything they'd make it illegal, Oh wait...

#5698 -280 = 2013 - 2293 - +

I'll be back.

#1595 -311 = 1667 - 1978 - +

there is HIMEOBS in my carpet

#2841 -353 = 2269 - 2622 - +

Slippery when slick

#2490 -340 = 2218 - 2558 - +

FREEDOM IS A VERB

#3602 -285 = 2737 - 3022 - +

The brotherhood is edgy, but the establishment fills many more graves and cages.

#5634 -280 = 1681 - 1961 - +

You got away with it.

#3312 -265 = 2367 - 2632 - +

lower your expectations and raise entropy.

#6308 -489 = 2976 - 3465 - +

SILENCE

#6144 -406 = 2309 - 2715 - +

I don't think I think what you think I think.

#4153 -342 = 1646 - 1988 - +

There is far less to everything than you think

#4409 -296 = 2750 - 3046 - +

Just because I conflict myself doesn't mean I'm right.

#3798 -268 = 2233 - 2501 - +

get fired. taste delicious.

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i wish i had tried.

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Truth would quickly cease to become stranger than fiction, once we got as used to it.
-Henry Louis Mencken

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You've been watching us but we've been watching you. Who are you with?

#4870 -281 = 2067 - 2348 - +

HUMAN GOVERNMENT IS A STATE OF MIND!

#6338 -486 = 3152 - 3638 - +

ERIS YOU ARE IN CONTROL OF MY LIFE (CHAOUS rules)

#5703 -319 = 2053 - 2372 - +

"Makes little sense when applied to its quotation" makes little sense when applied to its quotation

#3834 -267 = 2265 - 2532 - +

Hot Topic is to rebellion as Hot Pockets are to nutrition.

#1443 -275 = 2029 - 2304 - +

This is part of a dream you're going to have tonight

#4310 -343 = 2076 - 2419 - +

Replacing one silly belief for another doesn't mean you are enlightened.

#3458 -287 = 1967 - 2254 - +

Everyone's Discordia is different
collect all 1024

#3831 -301 = 2464 - 2765 - +

Your mother was lying

#3406 -302 = 1838 - 2140 - +

my head hurts worse than yours

#6376 -529 = 2779 - 3308 - +

Do not live, do not die.

#1034 -261 = 2253 - 2514 - +

We are not stuff that abides

#4720 -282 = 1926 - 2208 - +

Admire persistence, or they won't stop

#664 -343 = 2459 - 2802 - +

History is made at night. Character is what you are in the dark.

#5626 -326 = 1694 - 2020 - +

If being right is wrong, I don't want to be right.

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You know that opinions are like assholes (everyone has one), what happens is that you can't get a good one by means of surgery.

#5325 -275 = 2463 - 2738 - +

Quick! Go home! You're missing your favorite television program!

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Mow Mow Boppa Mow Mow Mow

#2081 -285 = 2605 - 2890 - +

The Roadrunner fled across the desert, and the Coyote followed.

#4366 -298 = 2352 - 2650 - +

JESUS IS MY PERSONAL SHAVER.

#6098 -271 = 2766 - 3037 - +

Fuck your limits. Apologize to their spouses.

#5462 -265 = 1977 - 2242 - +

Science is a cult

#2447 -284 = 1693 - 1977 - +

Being the Inquisition is GOOD.

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The world is full to bursting with people exactly like you.

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Blessed are the confused, for they shall be amused.

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Sin that pays its way can travel freely, and without a passport; whereas virtue, if a pauper, is stopped at all frontiers.

#2485 -286 = 2085 - 2371 - +

there is something addicting about a secret.
- j. edgar hoover

#4845 -264 = 2076 - 2340 - +

Its the penultimate countdown.

#1884 -311 = 1879 - 2190 - +

If its to be, its up to me

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Monday is an awful way to spend one-seventh of your life.

#2066 -304 = 2570 - 2874 - +

Remember: As a whole we are just a mute a away from asshole

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The placebo is the most potent drug on the market.

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Don't laugh at the Moon when it is day time in France.

#6435 -687 = 2290 - 2977 - +

This is the worst smelling planet I have ever visited.

#4565 -316 = 1967 - 2283 - +

I contradict myself? Well, good thing! I contradict myself I own: I am unable to take a lot!

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MAKE AMERICA (race)bait again

#6160 -323 = 2208 - 2531 - +

Mind the malicious gap.

#4699 -308 = 2041 - 2349 - +

My Skin breathes in the smoke of the old world

#6481 -267 = 1127 - 1394 - +

you LIVE in that head?

#3333 -318 = 2294 - 2612 - +

the priests: they choose a life of renunciation and claim to know better than us how to live.

#5713 -297 = 2267 - 2564 - +

You catch more flies with honey, but why are you trying to catch flies?

#3303 -310 = 1879 - 2189 - +

The only universal truth is that there are no universal truths.

#5562 -308 = 2032 - 2340 - +

Don't lie, don't steal, and don't play in the mud.

#4419 -273 = 2736 - 3009 - +

The media lies.

#2714 -364 = 1928 - 2292 - +

before i was convinced now I'm a convicted discordian

#6073 -309 = 2531 - 2840 - +

You are not your ego

#3266 -373 = 2130 - 2503 - +

There is no limit to the creativity and brlliance a person can display in suggesting a solution to a problem they don't really understand

#4656 -262 = 3061 - 3323 - +

Population Growth does not constitute Human Advancement

#2318 -265 = 2535 - 2800 - +

Such Oddacity.

#2575 -267 = 2032 - 2299 - +

Nothing becomes revelation without concealment.

#5851 -365 = 2061 - 2426 - +

talking is used to hide one's inability to act

#2604 -345 = 2311 - 2656 - +

'Money doesn't grow on trees?' Yes it does. It's paper.

#4304 -299 = 2558 - 2857 - +

How do you get all those coins?

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You're on your own now

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