Semi Official Memebomb Archive

To criticize the incompetent is easy; to criticize the competent is difficult.
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When push comes to shove, you will fall.
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The chao goes mu.
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Making something illegal only makes it illegal.
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Go with your instinct on problem number 5.
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Abstinence is perverted
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Dead girls don't say yes, either.
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Take the skin and peel it back... now doesn't it make you feel better?
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KING KONG DIED FOR YOUR SINS
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A.D Stands for After Death, A.T for Altes Testament, E.D for Erease Data and A.I for Artificial Intilligence, but don't worry, it's all wrong so you dont have to and won't remember ! Your cock probably doesn't seem'ed to be Working anyway Ꭴ.
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No one noticed.
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Are you sure? Why not?
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We learn something every day, and lots of times it's that what we learned the day before was wrong.
-Bill Vaughn
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The media lies.
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violence is permissible even desirable occasionally
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She's a virgin child with deviant dreams.
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you're it, no backsies
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We come in peace... shoot to kill...
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YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND ME, AND I DON'T WANT YOU TO!
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power lies everywhere
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I don't have a drinking problem... I drink, I get drunk, I fall down. No problem.
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An obsession with authenticity is the surest sign of a poseur.
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Extungished moralaty is selfestead Punishment...
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Why do you care about Bratney Spears' parenting style?
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That's what she said.
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#tigerblood
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Which way to America?
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If you meet a man with a gun in the road, hide your Buddhahood.
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Asking questions is the only way to get answers.
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The illusion of objectivity captures people within a mirrored sphere.
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Please use your natural reaction.
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raw backwards is war
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THIS REVOLUTION IS ONE-HUNDRED PER CENT GOVERNMENT APPROVED
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THE FUTURE STARTED HERE.
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You woke up for this?
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IF SOMEONE CUTS DOWN A TREE IN THE FOREST
DO THEY MAKE A NOISE WHEN IT FALLS ON THEM
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I'm just a box in a cage.
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You used to split your time between your mother's ovaries and your father's testicles? ME TOO!
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Coca-Cola, proud sponspors of the Environment
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IF YE SO WILL AS YE SOW SEED, YE SHALL HAVE WHATSOEVER YE SHALL NEED.
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I hate people who think it's clever to take drugs--like customs officials.
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I believe there's nothing to believe. Listen to franz ferdinand.
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"did I do that?"
     -Steve urkel
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After all, we only go around once. There's really no time to be afraid.
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everybody pays, and cheap whores are the most expensive.
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Always tell her she is beautiful, especially if she is not.
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If you're with me, then you're against me.
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Jesus popped his mother's cherry.
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Good artists borrow. Great artists starve to death.
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May the wind be always at your back...
Just make sure You're in a wheelchair first.
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Not a Restroom
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A Little pain never hurt anyone
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QUICK! PICTURE YOUR GRANDPARENTS HAVING SEX!
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Existence deleted due to violation of terms of service
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The world owes all its onward impulses to men ill at ease. The happy man confines himself within ancient limits.
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Heroes Needed! Inquire within.
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A tree and a squid were killed to write this message.
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ever since we humans lost our tails we men have been obsessing on our dicks.
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Recycle your pets (not mine but it's a classic)
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Taxes: Of life's two certainties, the only one for which you can get an extension.
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These days, it takes a square to show you what's cool.
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Question Everything you know and think nothing for yourself
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Spacetime isn't curved, it's positively bent.
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if you don't think you should be reading this,
then don't read more.
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Refuse to be terrorized, people!
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You will find the correct answer in the murkiest mists of confusion.
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You're a great actor!
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Life is a disease. The first cause of death is to be born.
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Any given program, when running, needs debugging. Any debugged program is obsolete.
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I am uncertain.
- Heisenburg
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HERE YOU ARE... THERE YOU GO.
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Help keep our junkyards beautiful: throw away something lovely today!
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hail deep thought
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Like the Universe, this sentence cannot be stricken from ever existing.
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hum4n5 4r3 w4lk1ng s0ul c4g35 =]
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........ CAUTION: Suspicious Contents
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the city is upstairs
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Go directly to jail.
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this is a interdistraction
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You may delay, but time will not.
- Benjamin Franklin
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To obtain a man's opinion of you, make him mad.
-Oliver Wendell Holmes
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To be written on elevator doors: "You are now trapped"
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Bacon transforms men into incredibly sensitive and generous lovers and guarantees women the longest and most intense orgasms imaginable.
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While you were playing Warcraft, we were saving lives.
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You'll be old soon, and worthless, right?
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"you can't find some things on the internet." Are you sure? I'd better go look that up.
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Consume, conform, OBEY!
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Give me a place to stand and I will move the earth.
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Freedom -- do you grok it?
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Stasis is the most potent force for change.
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it can be helpful to keep going no matter what
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who can truly pwn a tree?
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never trouble trouble until trouble troubles you. (unless tribbles are involved)
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there is chaos in order
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This is the distraction.
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What poor gods we do make.
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If you act like a dumbshit, they'll treat you like an equal.
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NANOCHRISTFUUN
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The day we make a solar powered tank will be a bittersweet day for humanity, indeed.
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solipsists of the world-
unite
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