Semi Official Memebomb Archive

My body is clay for me to mold
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Never take criticism from someone you wouldn't take advice from.
#6524 1 = 101 - 100 - +
do as thou wilt shall be the whole of the law.
love is the law, love under will.
93
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Gamergate was here
#6525 -7 = 47 - 54 - +
all those moments will be lost in time, like piss in rain.
#6520 -10 = 223 - 233 - +
beware the new movie of marley - halloween passed but she didn't
#6517 -16 = 299 - 315 - +
fuck it we ball
#6516 -29 = 284 - 313 - +
The problem with Understanding things is that they might fall on you.
#6519 -29 = 232 - 261 - +
In an oligarchy only the wealthy have political power. Who runs your country?
#6512 -30 = 437 - 467 - +
I stared into the eyes of god last night, I have lived 1000 lifetimes. Seek Knowledge, it is the only thing that can save you.
#6521 -32 = 203 - 235 - +
If we are truly all mad here, I cannot make you mad. I can only show you my virgin of madness.
#6514 -33 = 344 - 377 - +
Stop running and walk,
stop walking and sit.
You will be something,
if that something is you.
- MAG IVAN
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eeeee, be mite
#6515 -41 = 295 - 336 - +
It's far more than a good excuse, it's a valid reason!
#6501 -46 = 1098 - 1144 - +
The president was senile and the world didn't end.
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Madness can neither be created nor destroyed; it simply changes form.
#6513 -55 = 353 - 408 - +
I believe in karma... that means I can do bad things to you all day long and assume you deserve it.
#6503 -56 = 1037 - 1093 - +
Even the Buddha was aware of his enlightenment, much to his chagrin.
#6504 -57 = 744 - 801 - +
All's fair in love and Hobo's
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TRUST ONLY THOSE WHO SEEK THE TRUTH, NEVER THOSE WHO CLAIM TO HAVE FOUND IT.
#6509 -84 = 573 - 657 - +
ASHAMED OF BEING A JACK-OF-ALL-TRADES AND MASTER OF NONE? JUST REMEMBER HOW MANY FACETS IT TAKES A DIAMOND TO TRULY SHINE!
#6508 -92 = 573 - 665 - +
I think as I will, I feel as I will, I choose as I will, I act as I will, and I experience as I will. Such is doctrine unto the divine for the sake of all individual's sovereignty in this worldly kingdom.
#6502 -99 = 1067 - 1166 - +
Pretend you're not pretending
#6506 -101 = 655 - 756 - +
I'm angry Orwell didn't kill the cat off for finding Napoleon's secrets, I mean, curiosity killed the cat for eris sake
#6505 -106 = 709 - 815 - +
Remember, don't eat the people until after the plane has crashed
#6500 -141 = 1349 - 1490 - +
THINK SHARPER, NOT HARDER, DIVIDE AND CONQUER!
#6510 -141 = 533 - 674 - +
I am an affront to God, the devil, and everything in between.
#6494 -156 = 1858 - 2014 - +
farts in jars though.
#6495 -168 = 1642 - 1810 - +
The god you believe is not only urine, but feces
#6497 -177 = 1533 - 1710 - +
Since we're not all there, we're all here
#6499 -178 = 1387 - 1565 - +
Levity Sucks!
#4486 -189 = 3581 - 3770 - +
Thigh highs are the currency of a new generation
#6491 -189 = 1812 - 2001 - +
Truth would quickly cease to become stranger than fiction, once we got as used to it.
-Henry Louis Mencken
#3006 -192 = 3693 - 3885 - +
ATTENTION: The outside will be closing in ten minutes.
#779 -202 = 4223 - 4425 - +
Is there anybody in between there?
#6498 -202 = 1462 - 1664 - +
Labor intensive hugs (LIH) are a thing of the past with new orgorgon florgist!
#6496 -209 = 1486 - 1695 - +
You might not count in the New World Order
#3338 -211 = 3505 - 3716 - +
There is no limit to the creativity and brlliance a person can display in suggesting a solution to a problem they don't really understand
#4656 -214 = 3915 - 4129 - +
 
bleed for the international power
#6479 -214 = 2114 - 2328 - +
You're not a failure kid. It's just that your ideas are silly and dumb.
#3451 -216 = 2959 - 3175 - +
I can stand it if I don't get what I want or need
#5836 -216 = 2745 - 2961 - +
94% of hotel guests expect no surprises when entering their room.
#585 -219 = 4344 - 4563 - +
Realities are actually REALI-bees
#6021 -221 = 3616 - 3837 - +
when something terrible happens people wake up
#3174 -223 = 3538 - 3761 - +
The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation.
#4724 -223 = 3619 - 3842 - +
Be young - shut up!
#804 -224 = 3738 - 3962 - +
You will find that the State is the kind of organization which, while it does big things badly, does small things badly too.
#3360 -224 = 3688 - 3912 - +
As we speak, the powers that be are attempting to retrieve Unit 04, assuming it actually was pulled into a hard case, and he needs to blow the whole truth to them.
#769 -225 = 3363 - 3588 - +
Bacon transforms men into incredibly sensitive and generous lovers and guarantees women the longest and most intense orgasms imaginable.
#787 -225 = 3975 - 4200 - +
skull fuckers come off cock-eyed.
#6171 -225 = 3991 - 4216 - +
I don't want anybody else; when I think about you I touch myself
#1509 -226 = 2898 - 3124 - +
Step on a crack
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Look behind you, they're looking behind you.
#1993 -227 = 3448 - 3675 - +
Cynicism is an unpleasant way of saying the truth.
-Lillian Hellman
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I wish you humans would leave me alone.
#1586 -228 = 4920 - 5148 - +
mostly you should mind your own business
#2077 -229 = 3458 - 3687 - +
The best things in life are imaginary
#4830 -229 = 3160 - 3389 - +
Good Morning!
Nope, nothing's changed.
#1343 -230 = 2632 - 2862 - +
The classical Greeks were not influenced by the classical Greeks.
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The apocalypse is the root of all evil.
#3455 -231 = 3118 - 3349 - +
If Two People are arguing and neither has an opinion, which one is right?
#5541 -231 = 3042 - 3273 - +
Stop reading me. I am not dressed.
#5855 -231 = 3177 - 3408 - +
you are just an upgraded monkey
#5982 -231 = 4211 - 4442 - +
One day we awake our forth eye in the necklace, and no one will ever have to cry again.
#6017 -231 = 2863 - 3094 - +
the ripple is not the water.
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If Life gives you Chaos, you have won.
#4488 -232 = 3753 - 3985 - +
It's better to light a candle than to curse the dark
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Our depression du jour is from a loss of confidence
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Do not live, do not die.
#1034 -233 = 2989 - 3222 - +
Stop searching forever. Happiness is unattainable.
#2557 -233 = 2739 - 2972 - +
Workers of the world, have fun!
#3235 -233 = 2979 - 3212 - +
Do Not Remove
#3438 -233 = 2431 - 2664 - +
Don't get even. Get odd.
#4347 -233 = 2678 - 2911 - +
in a culture where even the doctors are out of touch with reality, who diagnoses the sickness of society?
#5957 -233 = 2973 - 3206 - +
Jesus' love for you is like a berserker.
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How's that working out for you?
#1464 -236 = 2552 - 2788 - +
Try to outlive these words.
#3741 -236 = 3288 - 3524 - +
Live fast, live slow, die anyway.
#1988 -237 = 2853 - 3090 - +
How many bears could Bear Grylls grill if Bear Grylls could grill bears?
#4377 -237 = 3740 - 3977 - +
[Verification needed]
#4679 -237 = 2900 - 3137 - +
Prohibition makes the heart grow fonder.
#4918 -237 = 3173 - 3410 - +
Ordo ab Chao ....
#5332 -237 = 3084 - 3321 - +
you are now leaving!
#5859 -237 = 2789 - 3026 - +
Early to bed and early to rise makes a man stupid and blind in the eyes.
#1129 -238 = 2560 - 2798 - +
Democracy: 9 out of 10 enjoy gang rape.
#3820 -238 = 2974 - 3212 - +
Never mind. You wouldn't believe me anyway.
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YOU are unfit for self-rule.
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Whatever you're doing, just stop.
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I get insulted by ads telling me I could dress better. The CIA never tells me that, and you know why? Because they can actually see me.
#4154 -238 = 3984 - 4222 - +
The surrealist is the only realist.
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Follow ME - I'll be right behind you
#5240 -238 = 3101 - 3339 - +
the world ends not with a whimper, not with a bang, but with a ying tong iddle i po i told you so
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It is forbidden to forbid.
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Sometimes I become spell-bound in the middle of Wal-Mart.
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Terrorism.
#2612 -239 = 2791 - 3030 - +
Violence never settles anything.
#3039 -239 = 2812 - 3051 - +
problem solver or problem maker
#3500 -239 = 3114 - 3353 - +
Peanuts are Peanuts
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Falling from a great height does not kill, but the sudden stop will,
#5175 -239 = 3109 - 3348 - +
EXECUTE ALL CURIOUS CATS IMMEDIATELY!
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