Semi Official Memebomb Archive

All's fair in love and Hobo's
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Pretend you're not pretending
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It's far more than a good excuse, it's a valid reason!
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Even the Buddha was aware of his enlightenment, much to his chagrin.
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I believe in karma... that means I can do bad things to you all day long and assume you deserve it.
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I'm angry Orwell didn't kill the cat off for finding Napoleon's secrets, I mean, curiosity killed the cat for eris sake
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I think as I will, I feel as I will, I choose as I will, I act as I will, and I experience as I will. Such is doctrine unto the divine for the sake of all individual's sovereignty in this worldly kingdom.
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farts in jars though.
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Is there anybody in between there?
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Remember, don't eat the people until after the plane has crashed
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Since we're not all there, we're all here
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The god you believe is not only urine, but feces
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Thigh highs are the currency of a new generation
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Labor intensive hugs (LIH) are a thing of the past with new orgorgon florgist!
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I am an affront to God, the devil, and everything in between.
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bleed for the international power
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Burn my limbs if that's what makes you happy.
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there's nothing left for the bleeding aristocrats here.
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Fumble the bumble
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We can meet the end, naked and screaming, or we can suffer.
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Shave your veins to protect them from pathogens
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Got your knows!
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Swim through the fire for a new haircut
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Truth would quickly cease to become stranger than fiction, once we got as used to it.
-Henry Louis Mencken
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The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation.
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remember you always have freedom of choice
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You will find that the State is the kind of organization which, while it does big things badly, does small things badly too.
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Talking's not illegal, baby.
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How many bears could Bear Grylls grill if Bear Grylls could grill bears?
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Head Your mind!
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All statements are true in some sense , false in some sense, meaningless in some sense, true and false in some sense, true and meaningless in some sense, false and meaningless in some sense, and true and false and meaningless in some sense.
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Be nice to other people; they outnumber you 6 billion to one.
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Solidarity with everyone, against no-one.
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94% of hotel guests expect no surprises when entering their room.
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I take part; you take part; he takes part; we take part; you all take part; they profit.
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Prohibition makes the heart grow fonder.
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War hath no fury like a non-combatant.
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Civil war is an oxymoron.
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People fear death, and religion is like their 'get out of jail free' card
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The surrealist is the only realist.
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People will buy anything that's one to a customer.
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sometimes, i wish a star would have wished upon me, so then i would not have to wish upon one.
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If Two People are arguing and neither has an opinion, which one is right?
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you are just an upgraded monkey
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shutting the fuck up is a lost art
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Be young - shut up!
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challenge your habits
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I'd like to like you like you like me.
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It's all been done before.
So do it louder
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You always love the ones you hurt
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"Specialization breeds biases that ultimately aggregate as international & ideological discord, which, in turn, leads to war." ~Bucky Fuller
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Try to outlive these words.
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The secret to my success: Poor impulse control.
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Infect Yourself.
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What are the words you don't have yet?
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Sellig sind die Toten, den sie erlangen Gewissheit
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A tainted mind cannot tell the difference twixt being ballsy and being an asshole.
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As we speak, the powers that be are attempting to retrieve Unit 04, assuming it actually was pulled into a hard case, and he needs to blow the whole truth to them.
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ATTENTION: The outside will be closing in ten minutes.
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It happened to you too
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Population Growth does not constitute Human Advancement
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Try to stop thinking for 5 seconds...
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The free market never cured malaria.
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The darkest aspect of human nature: We are often afraid of the Light.
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Consciousness is like the roundness of a sphere.
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I see people dying all the time. Sometimes they laugh, sometimes their eyes roll, but i prefer when they just whimper; then i can at least eat my sandwich in peace.
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OK Soda may be the preferred drink of other people such as yourself.
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action causes more trouble than thought
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It's hard being yourself while everybody is watching.
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Do not live, do not die.
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The rain, it raineth on the Just and the Unjust fella. But chiefly on the Just because the Unjust steals the Just's umbrella.
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Yesterday a postal worker asked me what type of handgun he should buy.
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you must know where you stop and the world begins
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If Life gives you Chaos, you have won.
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What if you're never going to hit rock bottom?
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HE WHO SO SHALL, SO SHALL HE WHO.
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Enlightenment is masturbatory
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Life is Beautiful. It is the world sucks.
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never fear goddess is here
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Real men don't essentialize gender
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I hate woman, Yet I FuCK PUSSIES ALL THE TIME.
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EXECUTE ALL CURIOUS CATS IMMEDIATELY!
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An idle mind is worth two in the bush.
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Critique Thyself
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Knock yourself out.
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The harder you work, the luckier you get.
-McAlexander
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you can live on through your descendants
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YOU are unfit for self-rule.
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No theory has been universally accepted.
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there is no such thing as "cause and effect", everything is an effect.
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I can stand it if I don't get what I want or need
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Only bad music has any meaning
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skull fuckers come off cock-eyed.
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i would mention sadomasochistic bestial necrophilia, but that would be beating a dead horse...
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i believe the earth is fat!
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Contrary to what you may have made yourself to believe, no one really gives a shit about what you think.
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I just hijacked your brain. You can have it back at the end of this sentence.
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It isn't the fall that kills the child, it is the splattering of the brain against the inside of the skull.
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Only the winners decide what were war crimes.
-Gary Wills
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Prophets profit.
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