Semi Official Memebomb Archive

A sucking chest wound is just nature's way of telling you to slow down.
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FALL OUT BOY IS NOT MEME-WORTHY.
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low expectations are good protection
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mostly you should mind your own business
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revolution means going around in circles.
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STOP YOUR CHILDREN FROM LEARNING!
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Vegetables are murder.
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You're No. One
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Who is the one who is living you now?
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How often do you feel human?
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A soldier is a man who underwent dehumanization so that he may be a weapon, for a weapon that questions the implications of it's use is of no use at all.
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Needs keep ahead of percepts
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Enlightenment is masturbatory
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I don't care about fooling others, but I dislike fooling myself, especially about foolish things. To fool myself about serious things is actually a delight.
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never fear goddess is here
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Abstinence is perverted
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anything is a legitimate area of investigation
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challenge your habits
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Cynicism is an unpleasant way of saying the truth.
-Lillian Hellman
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description is more important than metaphor
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Does your conscience like it when you lie to yourself?
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Everything in excess! To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites.
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Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes.
-Oscar Wilde
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Fear of Uncertainty Can Kill YOU
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I ejaculate upon your disapproval.
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I suspect God of being a leftist intellectual.
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I wish you humans would leave me alone.
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If I were you I'd dance naked in the middle of the street just to embarrass you.
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If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate. — Henry J. Tillman
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It's all in the mind, ya know.
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Knock yourself out.
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Most people do not know how to behave in a massacre.
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No one is stopping you
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revolution begins with changes in the individual
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Yesterday a postal worker asked me what type of handgun he should buy.
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Existence deleted due to violation of terms of service
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Remove this flier to signal operatives
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We may not be free, but we sure are cheap.
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Cool manacle! ...It's a watch? Yeah, that's what I said.
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security makes me nervous
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The following statement is true; the preceding statement is false.
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Bitches be bitches or HOES, SLUTS AND SHIT.
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wait,
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Civil war is an oxymoron.
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Imprint your reality here.
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FEAR IS WORSHIP
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laugh hard at the absurdly evil
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sodomy street: Dookie monster
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IMAGINE THE ODDS YOU BEAT TO EVEN READ THIS! YOU WERE THE FIRST SPERM TO REACH THE EGG! YOU ALREADY WON, SO FUCKING RELAX ALREADY!
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after birth is before death
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Any technology distinguishable from magic is insufficiently advanced.
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Ave, Imperator, morituri te salutant...
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Beware of all clothes that require new enterprises.
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Big donkeys, small donkeys, all good to eat.
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Contrary to what you may have made yourself to believe, no one really gives a shit about what you think.
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DANGER !! DANGER !! ABANDON THOUGHT IMMEDIATELY !!
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Dead girls don't say yes, either.
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Idealists have a hard time understanding that the universe doesn't give a fuck what they believe in.
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History is a religion
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I found Nirvana. It was in my album collection.
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If you do that you have a chance of dying
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If you feel like you've got to lead, at least get out of my way.
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listen when your body talks
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Look behind you, they're looking behind you.
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Pain looks good on other people; that's what they're for.
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Power to the Imagination.
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Prudence is a rich, ugly old maid courted by incapacity.
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Shoving feathers up your butt doesn't make you a chicken
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the cruelest disappointment is when you let yourself down
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There is no time like the pleasant.
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using force to stop force is absurd
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We saw her duck.
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Your ignorance cramps my conversation.
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The Creator is the Destroyer.
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problem solver or problem maker
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Alarm clocks kill dreams.
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How am I not myself?
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Knowing is hard.
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I remember when all of you were semen.
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Life's a Whatever, and then you... maybe
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What if you're never going to hit rock bottom?
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This message is not for you.
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re-evolution!
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i find memebombs hard to masturbate to, but i still use it daily.
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I know you can explain everything, but can you predict anything?
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I think therefore i can, i can therefore i must
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Booby Booby Bum Bum
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I invented plagiarism.
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whoever controls the future controls the world
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IH8UFUHQ2
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dISCORD, DAT CORD... WE NEED CORD MANAGEMENT!
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CAN'T SPELL "CRISIS" WITHOUT "ISIS".
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All employees are forbidden.
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Change your thoughts and you change your world.
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Everybody knows.
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For a good time, please call 000.
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FREE, take one--they belong to Lars Ulrich.
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I wish I could go home right now; there is nothing to do here.
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I wouldn't know how to act if I weren't in trouble.
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If at first you don't succeed, try following the instructions.
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