The fantasy worlds created in advertisements are always themselves devoid of advertisements.
the world is a stage and you're an actor upon it, so you may as well give the audience a laugh
Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person.
-Mark Twain
Liberals don't believe they deserve anything they own; conservatives think they're entitled to everything they've stolen.
The Hmm Law - Anyone who says the word "hmm" is nowhere near as clever as they think they are and should be ignored at all costs.
You used to split your time between your mother's ovaries and your father's testicles? ME TOO!
There is a puppy in that room over there. If you think about the puppy, he dies a horrible death. Don't let the Puppy die.
I don't care about fooling others, but I dislike fooling myself, especially about foolish things. To fool myself about serious things is actually a delight.
Bacon transforms men into incredibly sensitive and generous lovers and guarantees women the longest and most intense orgasms imaginable.
By legend and perhaps by nature philosophers are more accustomed to the armchair than the workbench.
-Ian Hacking
Proletarian revolutions are notably ineffective when the ruling class is composed of gods.
The trouble with using experience as a guide is that the final exam often comes first and then the lesson.
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