Semi Official Memebomb Archive

I just healed my ass with hot sauce.
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The fantasy worlds created in advertisements are always themselves devoid of advertisements.
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May your coffee kick in before reality does.
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the world is a stage and you're an actor upon it, so you may as well give the audience a laugh
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lmao wtf did u expect
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How many lightbulbs does it take to change a man?
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Religion is the ultimate mindfuck
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raw backwards is war
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Mentaly there is no fear that knows a limit !
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sodomy street: Dookie monster
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MEMESTORM
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Bad metaphors are like hit Broadway shows about toe fungus--they don't exist.
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Cynicism is an unpleasant way of saying the truth.
-Lillian Hellman
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Democracy by Autocracy! Give them liberty and give them death!
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Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person.
-Mark Twain
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I suspect God of being a leftist intellectual.
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I wish you humans would leave me alone.
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If voting actually worked then it would be against the law
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If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate. — Henry J. Tillman
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Jesus loves war!
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Liberals don't believe they deserve anything they own; conservatives think they're entitled to everything they've stolen.
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Most people do not know how to behave in a massacre.
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My other outlet for my chaotic impulses is YOUR MOM.
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Remember to forget sometimes.
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Simulate yourself
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Start finishing what you finished starting.
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The Hmm Law - Anyone who says the word "hmm" is nowhere near as clever as they think they are and should be ignored at all costs.
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The wisest man is an ape compared to god.
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To be free today means to participate.
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Try looking at these words WITHOUT reading them.
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Try reading this page out loud.
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Vegetables are murder.
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We saw her duck.
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Where do your ideas come from?
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You don't really fit in this hole.
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You're not a failure kid. It's just that your ideas are silly and dumb.
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Stop believing, start thinking.
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Just because I conflict myself doesn't mean I'm right.
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You used to split your time between your mother's ovaries and your father's testicles? ME TOO!
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You are now breathing manually.
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Swing Dancing means never having to say "I'm sorry"
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dont forget to put your head in front of the shotgun,thanks for calling:)
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there is *no* conspiracy. the government *is* out to get us.
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security makes me nervous
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With great power comes irresponsibility.
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It's better to light a candle than to curse the dark
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I know of a counterexample, so let's revise the rule.
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There is a puppy in that room over there. If you think about the puppy, he dies a horrible death. Don't let the Puppy die.
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zed bed a loola, she's my baby...
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World Peace Declared.
Don't Fuck it Up!
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C.I.A. Mutha F**ker!!
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The following statement is true; the preceding statement is false.
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This is not mind control, ...............................Think about it. _Mad Poet
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Don't believe you know - know you believe
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The world may look flat, but if you shake it, it fizzes right back up again.
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Change is here to stay.
(And nostalgia isn't what it used to be.)
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I don't care about fooling others, but I dislike fooling myself, especially about foolish things. To fool myself about serious things is actually a delight.
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do you ever feel like god has a plan and you are the only one who can stop it?
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I SCRATCH MY BACK, you scratch your back. i don't like contact with human beings.
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Resistance is fertile
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all roads lead to qumran
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Order in form; Chaos in content
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whoever controls the future controls the world
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IH8UFUHQ2
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JUST BECAUSE I LOVE YOU DOESN'T MEAN THAT I WON'T KILL YOU.
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antifart
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A good man has few enemies. A ruthless man has none.
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A sucking chest wound is just nature's way of telling you to slow down.
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All men are created equal, some more equal than others.
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Always be extremely moderate.
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anything is a legitimate area of investigation
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Bacon transforms men into incredibly sensitive and generous lovers and guarantees women the longest and most intense orgasms imaginable.
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By legend and perhaps by nature philosophers are more accustomed to the armchair than the workbench.
-Ian Hacking
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Coca-Cola, proud sponspors of the Environment
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ERIS DID IT FOR TEH LULZ!!1
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Even the boldest zebra fears the hungry lion.
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Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes.
-Oscar Wilde
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faithfulness is a social not a biological law
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Great minds think alike, but they seldom march in single file.
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How can one think freely in the shadow of a chapel?
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I don't know if it's lonely at the top
but it's pretty crowded at the bottom
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If nothing changes, nothing changes.
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If you disobey, we will increase funding for the Entertainments.
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mostly you should mind your own business
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Never go up against a Sicilian when death's on the line!
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Operatives are standing by.
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Proletarian revolutions are notably ineffective when the ruling class is composed of gods.
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There's always room for unreasonable doubt.
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The best things in life are ridiculous.
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The new money is info.
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The trouble with using experience as a guide is that the final exam often comes first and then the lesson.
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This is a thought free zone.
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We find the defendant innocent by reason of being generally clueless.
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We're behaving like insects
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Who loathes you, and who do you love? CTHULHU!
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You are a flight risk. Bail set to ______________
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You are Holy in the wrong
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you must have one grand passion
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You'll never be as young as you are right now.
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"OH NO YOU DID"
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